Spencer is promising to change, Terry is on the TOP OF THE WORLD because he's NAILED that whole social game thing in one episode. Varner is all thrilled to be without Shirin because "we're now a great close tribe". Kass is loving the tribe of loooooove she's on.
So of course, it's DROP YOUR BUFF TIME! How come none of these skinny bitches is wearing the buff as a tube top when it's time to drop em? And in an ADDED surprise, there will be 3 tribes, one starting over with nothing. It's a random draw in adorable little boxes, which PG will probably run around stealing and hiding from Abi. The 3 tribes RANDOMLY each have 4 people from an original tribe and 2 others. So obviously the others are toast. UNLESS......
The new tribe that starts with a B has Monica, Jeremy, Fish and Kimmie with the addition of Spencer and Wiggles. The Ta whatever tribe has Keith, Kass, Joe and Sierra with the addition of Terry and Wentworth. The shitty deal tribe, named Ansor (as in you are gonna be wet ansor tonight) has Woo, Varner, PG and Abi, plus Tasha and Savage.
And there are bats.
So immediately Woo and Varner pull their dicks out and find they are shorter than Savages, so they're all against him. Tasha and Savage scheme about what to promise people to save their asses.
Basically, all the drama happens on the Ansor tribe this week, so I'm gonna blow through the other tribes fast.
Sierra and Kass are happy, they have the numbers. Wentworth is throwing Terry under the bus saying he spent a lot of time looking for an idol. Fish is happy he's not on Camp Macho anymore. Spencer is going all sensitive side by sharing with Jeremy that he's never said I love you back to his girlfriend, even after sex. Jeremy's all fur realz? He thinks now Spencer is a stand up guy because he manages to get sex without giving up the L word.
Fish is still obsessing with the idol. He suggests all 4 of them spend all the time looking for it. Jeremy finds the clue.
It's raining and the Ansor tribe is all huddled in their non shelter, with Abi sandwiched in the middle. PG says "you're dry!" and Abi goes all psycho on her. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PG?????" And with that, Tasha sees her opening. She promises the ever flipping Abi that their tribe is strong and they'll pull her in with them. And frankly, Abi has shit all over her original tribe so why not!
Tasha also talks to Varner about needing them at the merge. He's not buying it because those 2 at the bottom are running around making everyone promises.
Challenge. It's a cart, with an obstacle course, with keys, with trunks and TA DA a big ol puzzle. Apparently it's from the season with Tasha, Spencer and Kass so ONE OF THEM WILL AGAIN LOSE THIS CHALLENGE. Blah blah blah, it's a challenge. Jeremy snags the idol from one of the crates. The T team comes in first, the B team comes in second and it's back to Ansor for more drama.
And speaking of drama, Varner gets caught whispering something to Wiggles I believe and Tasha goes all WE HAVE A RAT!!!!! Jeff figures he's pretty much done after that, although why his original 4 would be upset that he tried to talk to one of his original other partners still doesn't make sense. Somehow Savage starts promising everyone deals. Woo and Savage go for water with PG and Savage tells them Varner is scrambling to get one of them out to save his ass. He wants them to trust him and vote Varner. Tasha and Abi talk and Abi wants PG gone. PG and Woo talk to Abi who tells them Tasha and Savage want them to vote for Jeff, and she's voting with them. PG then wants Abi gone. Savage and Tasha are like, "how easy was that??" Varner wakes up from a nap of doom to find out that he's not really on the chopping block anymore as it's a showdown between Abi and PG.
Tribal:
Savage is still "dude, it was so hard to process that this game has twists and turns in it"
PG says yes, Jeff, in a normal non Abi world Savage and Tasha should be in trouble.
Varner tells Jeff that Savage and Tasha has been making deals with everyone, which is a surprise to clueless Woo
Varner also explains his meltdown and lack of sleep and sending a message to someone he cares about.
Tasha says it was cross communication and he should be taken out now.
Varner says apparently people can recover from things. He says he's heard other names like PG and Abi thrown around.
Abi says the original 4 are not all together anymore and it could be her.
PG says she wants to be with people she trusts, and that she's loyal. Unlike that back stabbing Brazilian who is fucking crazy!
Abi basically says SAME.
Varner says he has no idea what's going to happen because Savage and Tasha are in charge of the vote.
And with that.....it's time to vote.
Abi gets 2 votes and PG gets 4. Woo is totally confused as usual. But Abi turns to him and says "second time you write my name". And then red lasers shout out of her eyes burning Woo into a pile of confused flesh.
The End.
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