Welcome to week 2 of the GREATEST SOCIAL EXPERIMENT EVER. We had our first tribal last week (YELLOW) and Owen is acting all grateful for not getting voted off. "Thank you for being you". Doubtful he's sincere. Gabbler says he's been to concerned with relationships and has neglected his body, and something something worms are = to bacon.
Stormy night.
Sami says the night was rough. He thinks they need a roof TODAY. Gabbler thinks that storm might be more than he can handle (it's freakin DAY 3). Owen is worried Gab can't sustain himself. Gab has to lay down because he's nauseous and everyone has to remind him to drink. I'm gonna go out on a ledge and predict he has a wife at home who does everything and was VERY OKAY with him leaving for a month,
Red-Dwight and Jesse are looking for an idol. Jesse says the lines have become clearer and he needs to pull Jesse into his alliance. Dwight is more interested in having relationships with everyone and they show some pics of him as a child with a lot of politicians. I'm sure Twitter melted down over the "politicization of Survivor". Dwight doesn't like Cody but Jesse things he's "fun". Cody has the "livin" tattoo on his ass and amuses everyone with a palm frond hat he makes. Jesse can't connect with Justine. The bug Cody placed in his ear about salespeople has taken root. Jesse also thinks Justine is high maintenance because she has a spider phobia and is worried about her nails.
Hey did y'all see they are scraping the bottom of the barrel and bringing LOVE BOAT back? WHY.
Blue is one of those "do yoga" tribes. Karla is in an alliance with the girls and James, but Geo and Ryan also think they are in an alliance with her. Geo and Ryan are VERY CLOSE. Geo finds almond trees, and gets his spotlight moment to talk about being gay and homeless because his parents kicked him out. Ryan calls him a new brother.
Red: Cody is all interested in Noelle's fake leg and is creepy watching her get it ready to put on. Bring on the sob music! Cody had a friend when he was younger that had cancer and lost his leg and them died. "This changed my life and made me want to be an elevator salesman". I'm guessing he couldn't go up stairs with one leg?? Cody, like Ricky Bobby, wants to drive FAST.
Owen says he's being "everyone's friend" which IMO usually means no one's real friend. Says he's "held it together so far" and now I totally want to see him not hold it together. He's constantly bringing water and reminding people to drink. Everyone is thirsty because they're out in the "faux jungle" looking for idols. They show few people walking past an idol a few time which makes me wonder how small this set really is. Jeanine and Elie discuss bringing in either Owen or Sami as their new 3rd, but they're afraid Owen is going to be a lot to manage when they merge. Jeanine wonders what game the guys are playing, if they are in fact playing a game because they look like they're just fooling around. She and Elie decide to be "strategic".
Sami says they have a boys alliance. Says he really doesn't believe in sex-based alliances but they'd be "stupid to lose to girls".
Immunity Challenge and I already know something is up since the episode is 90 minutes long and we're already at the IC. The challenge is to climb into a cage in the water and lift out a 400 lb stuffed snake, carry it to shore, lay in on a looong table and find puzzle pieces inside the snake. Wanna know? Fishing kits.
It's a really heavy snake and red is completely lame making Jeff yell things like YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN YOU GO HOME. Yellow wins 1, Blue 2 and Red goes to tribal.
Cody says it's now HUNT OR BE HUNTED. He says Nneke was atrocious but since she's part of his alliance it's not going to be her. The girls, think she sucked, missed an entire bag of puzzle pieces and wasn't pulling her snake weight. They discuss what is going to get Justine and Noelle further-keeping her or not.
Nneke says after the challenge it was weird and no one was really talking to her. But she thinks she is tight with Jesse and Cody.
On Red they're all celebrating winning. Elie is proud of herself and we get to hear that, in addition to a dead sister, she also has a sad story of having ADHD/Dyslexia. ONE SOB STORY PER PERSON!
Gabler decides to use the new fishing spear and Elie reminds him a few times to tie off the spear so he doesn't lose it. It's called a Hawaiian sling or something. He refuses to tie it off so I'm expecting at some point the spear will get lost.
Elie asks Jeanine if she remembers if Gab's idol expires after the second tribal or after HIS second tribal. Jeanine goes through his bag, saying doing that is a "necessary deed", and reads that it's HIS second tribal.
On red the decision seems to be Justine OR Noelle first. Cody wants Justine the saleswoman, and yes-boy Jesse agrees because she told him she is good at lying. Wonder if she has "lyin" tattooed on her ass? Jesse talks to Dwight who doesn't have a vote about Justine or Noelle. Dwight doesn't like Cody but it's not his call.
Cody tells Nneke she's fine. Then Cody takes a walk to look for an idol and finds the Beware Advantage and without thinking about it opens it up and gets the idol bracelet. In order for it to have power he has to go to tribal with the beads from everyone's free Survivor Swag bag. Or he also has no vote. Cody thinks he's an idiot for opening it and is worried because everyone is such a superfan they want to keep everything as a memento. He goes to talk to Jesse who is like, dude did you not watch season 41 and 42? They tell Nneke and then Cody friggin makes up a story of adorning his palm frond hat with their beads to make it fancy. Every one gives his his beads except Noelle who made hers into a bracelet and we go to tribal thinking he's screwed.
Tribal. Fire yada yada.
Jeff-nice hat
Cody tells him his dad (?) taught him to make the hat
Justine wants one
Jeff asks what it'll take for Justine to get a hat?
Cody says if she's still there tomorrow he'll make her a hat.
Justine says she's on the chopping block because the tribe is split 2-2-2 and Cody and Nneke are tight.
Jeff asks if there are 3 pairs and Jesse gets on his knee and asks Dwight to be his pair.
Dwight points out he doesn't have a vote and Jeff wants to know why this season everyone tells everything, which I'm sure spoils the blindsides. Someone says information is currency and Jesse says it's used to build trust.
Noelle points out that an advantage will help you AND put a target on your back.
Jesse says the question this week is the alliance or strength one.
Time to vote and I SWEAR the guy singing the nonsense music sang "I have a headache",
Any idols or advantages? Nope.
Cody 1, Nneke 1 and Justine goes home with 3. And we also find out Noelle gave up her her beads.
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