Survivor: Male PMS is a Bitch

Ok, let's see if I can still do this, after the excellent job by Jeff last week!! The bar has been raised. I didn't happen to notice, but did Jeff include his address for those of you who still have not paid? Those Sellmans are kinda sneaky.

We begin tonight with the end of the last tribal council, where Sandra called Coach out. I may have to go back and watch just to see that. Coach's BIG ASS ego is bruised. "I look ignoble". Hahahaha, I freakin love that word. Tyson tries to comfort him and he actually cries. OMFG. "Why doesn't anyone every say anything good about me?" I gotta give props to Tyson for not laughing. They do the man thing. Man...dude...man...dude. Tyson: "I'll help you out. Here's an idea, don't wear freaking feathers in your hair at tribal, and don't tell your stories, and don't do tai chi where ANYONE can see you. And, most importantly of all, STOP BEING SUCH A DOUCHE". Coach: "I'm done dude". Seriously, this guy has PMS.

Next morning, Tyson tells everyone about it. Rob goes to talk to him, offers him support and tells him to basically grow a freaking pair. Coach: "I'm a legend. I'm King Arthur! I'm the last of the Mohicans (more like the homo-hicans if you ask me). Confucius say, "blah blah blah". I notice Jerry with the steel balls is no where to be found.

Heroland: It's treemail. And, it's the Sears Survivor Catalogue! I wonder if it's the Christmas one with all of the toys. I used to love reading that. The winners of the challenge get their 2 choices from the catalogue. PICK THE BARBIE DREAM HOUSE!! Hours of fun, trust me.

Challenge: Jeff is in dark blue. As he should be. Survivors pair up and slide down a slip N slide, grab balls and shoot baskets. Wow, just like my 7th birthday party!! The heroes are playing for a tackle box and a kitchen set, Villains are playing for a tool kit and more tarp.

Coach vs Tom, Coach wins and thinks he is the king of the world again. Russell vs Cirie, she gets no slide and Russell makes his basket. Courtney vs Candace-no one loses a top or bottom, but Candace scores making it 2-1. Jerry vs Amanda, Jerry wins. Sandra vs James, which is ridiculous. James wins making it 3-2. Danielle vs Rupert, Rupert wins making it a 3-3 tie. Tyson vs Colby for the win. Colby misses the basket 3 times and the Villains win reward. Again.

Coach is redeemed. He is now noble again. In his mind. They are unpacking the CRAFTSMAN tools, when Russell sees something on the handle of a serrated knife. It drops and Rob picks it up, reads it. It's a clue for the immunity idol. Rob and Sandra both say, we should find it and throw it into the ocean, and whoever finds it is marked to go home. Russell thinks they are idiots. Everyone goes to set up the tarp, and Russell casually strolls off down the beach. Rob notices and Sandra follows him. "He's a stupid ass". Rob has the best comment of the night: "He's like a hobbit on crack".

On Heroland, they are making coffee and find the note. They read it and all laugh. JT goes off to find it, and basically everyone follows. Tom is digging under a tree, and everyone joins him. He find the idol but Amanda sees him hide it in his sock. Everyone knows he has it.

Immunity Challenge: It's another of what Jeff calls the repeat of "Classic Challenges", but this one is the only one never finished because of that dude who passed out due to very low blood pressure. Who knows his name?? Anyway, it's the blind hamster ball challenge. Rob and Tom are inside the giant balls, and 2 blindfolded team mates have to maneuver him to the table maze, where 4 other blindfolded survivors are told how to move the board to get the ball through the maze.

Rob is first to the table and gets a pretty good lead but Tom manages to work it up to a very close ending. But, alas, Villains win.

Cirie: It's Colby or Tom tonight. Which makes you know that it is in fact probably neither. Tom apologizes for the loss, which is ridiculous. Cirie and Candace decide they have to break up the Colby/Tom alliance and one of them has to go.

Amanda asks JT, and he wants Candace gone. JT would actually like to get in an alliance with Tom because he trusts him more than he does Candace. Tom approaches Amanda and JT. Promises they will play the idol only as a committee, offers it to them. James comes up and joins the group. James, I am starting to believe, is not that bright. He just wants to win him some challenges. Is this a new alliance??

Amanda talks to Cirie. Tells her about Tom's promise. Cirie just laughs and tells her they are all stupid for believing it. "Amanda is not the sharpest tool in the shed". Cirie argues with everyone about why in fact they should get rid of Tom/Colby.

JT talks to Tom. Tells him he better be ready to use the idol cause things are breaking down. JT, Tom and Colby talk. "Cirie is the puppet master, she should go". They hatch a plan where the three of them could get rid of Cirie. It's JT's call.

Tribal, and Jeff is in another shade of dark blue. I think he is reading my blog on facebook. Seriously.

Tom: What is the philosophy? Stephanie was on the wrong side of the numbers Jeff.
Colby: It is looking like because of the numbers, good people will go.
JT: Is it too early for these alliances? Yes, Jeff, the good strong people might go. But, everyone is good this season, Jeff. You need loyal people with strong stomachs.
Rupert: I just want everyone to get along, wear happy tie dyed shirts and sing Kumbaya while we kick some ASS in the challenges.

Jeff: "So, let me get this straight, even though you are not sure it's the best vote, you would still vote just to keep your word?? Are you people nuts?? That just ensures you keep coming back to tribal".

Cirie: Are you worried it's you? Yes
Tom: Do you think Cirie is really worried? No.
James: I just need to be winning me some challenges. This social game is a distraction. My use of steroids has made it difficult for me to use logic.
Colby: It's a distraction but it's necessary when you are on the top of the list.

Time to vote. Jeff forgets to ask for the idol. What is his deal? Thinking about Motel 6?? Tom uses the idol. Candace is laughing. The vote is 3 votes Tom, two votes Colby and 3 votes Cirie, making her the next person voted off. JT looks nervous, James just looks confused.

Cirie: My hats off to them! They got me with one of my own moves.

Heroes
Pool 1 Pool 2
Amanda Wendy Annemarie
Candice Kevin and Matt Nataiya
Colby Carolyn Terry W.
James Elayne Elizabeth T
JT Lori Kevin Ray
Rupert Karen Adam and Aaron
Tom Ginnie Dave W.


Villains
Coach Joanne Rachel R.
Courtney John Wil
Danielle Becky Pam
Jerri Amy Beth W.
Parvati Leslie Tess' Mom and Dad
Rob Nancy Cindy H
Russell Donna Ed Parks
Sandra Kelly Betty
Tyson Tess and Susan Mary


Out
Sugar Jeff and Eileen Adam and Aaron
Stephanie Terri Stephanie D
Randy Stacey Gail
Cirie Kim Christopher