Yo, so looks like Survivor has a new sponsor to cram down our throats. 7-up, the drink that no one really likes and only orders when it's the only non-caffeine option. The drink you have to be stranded on a deserted Island for 23 days in order to like.
And what a difference those 23 days have made to the women's tribe! Who would have thought the ladies would be in charge of the game??
Jonas the sous chef took his chef jacket and went to jury land last week. I mean, come on, I used to wear a lab coat to work but there is no way I would have worn it onto Survivor! OK dude, WE GET THAT YOU ARE A COOK. I'll have to watch to see if he wears it to tribal.
Without Jonas, the men are a little nervous that the women are going to run the game. Troyzan and Jay decide it has to be a girl that goes next.
Treemail. Yea, and a bottle of 7-up. For today's reward challenge the tribe will be divided into 2 and will go to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas to try out their water slide. What? They built a slide on Survivor? Ok. So they have to go down the slide, run out into the water and bring back giant puzzle blocks. When all the blocks are on the beach.....start the puzzle. Wanna know how many times we can push 7-up? Reward is a trip to the 7-UP oasis. With food and stuff, and 7-UP. Oh and here's a bottle of 7-UP for you all to swap spit on right now.
The green tribe is made up of Jay, Troyzan, Chelsea, Alicia and Kat. The yellow tribe consists of Leif, Michael, Kim, Christina and Sabrina. Tarzan was not picked, so he sits out of this challenge and picks nits out of his chest hair. I'll spare you the boredom of watching people do puzzles. The yellow tribe wins the uncola reward.
Leif does a flip into the oasis swimming pool. I really like him, he is just like a little monkey and not at all creepy like most little people. LOL. Politically incorrect enough for ya, Sellman?? They grill meat and eat. Later Kim and Sabrina sit by the pool and strategize. Basically Kim has to decide whether to obviously break her alliance to the guys or to stick with the women. They decide to get rid of Michael (Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) and hatch a plan to tell Troyzan that Michael is talking smack about him.
Back at camp the losers are talking about how they didn't really want steak anyway, and GOD KNOWS they don't want any more of that crappy soda. Chelsea asks who they think they should vote out and the men are pretty determined it be Christina. Kat starts pushing Michael and they guys start to get worried. Everyone returns and they even bring a cooler of 7-up, because the crew won't even drink that shit.
So, it apparently is stormy that night and some of the shelter blows away. And then Tarzan gets caught taking some bamboo from the shelter to use as firewood and a little tiff occurs. Chelsea bags him about it and Tarzan takes her aside and basically asks if she had a problem with the doctor that did her boob job and if that is why she's mean to him. LOL. It was pretty amusing. He really has some kind of personality disorder.
Kim tells Troyzan that Michael has been conspiring against him and idiot that he is, Troyzan takes the bait.
Immunity Challenge: And, hey, it's a puzzle!!! Walk along a ladder bridge unraveling a bag o' puzzles. The first four then get to DO the puzzle. Jay, Kim, Troyzan and Alicia get to do the puzzle. It's a pretty hard 60 piece puzzle with different heights. Jay wins immunity.
Will it be Christina or Michael? Lots of boring discussion. Cheslea asks Jay to vote for Michael in front of Christina and Alicia which pisses Jay off since he thought Christina and Alicia were not part of their alliance, making Jay think there might be a girl alliance going on. Everyone runs to Kim to tell her what happened and she's not happy either. Kim goes after Jay and Michael and tells them they are voting out Christina. It's apparently a big mess for Kim who is trying to work both sides of the street.
Tribal is kinda boring. No one freaks out or anything. No one will admit to being afraid they are going home, to which Tarzan says "that means there is some big deception going on". Michael says there are several alliances going on but he feels safe.
Vote: 2 Christina, 2 Tarzan and 5 for Michael.
And what a difference those 23 days have made to the women's tribe! Who would have thought the ladies would be in charge of the game??
Jonas the sous chef took his chef jacket and went to jury land last week. I mean, come on, I used to wear a lab coat to work but there is no way I would have worn it onto Survivor! OK dude, WE GET THAT YOU ARE A COOK. I'll have to watch to see if he wears it to tribal.
Without Jonas, the men are a little nervous that the women are going to run the game. Troyzan and Jay decide it has to be a girl that goes next.
Treemail. Yea, and a bottle of 7-up. For today's reward challenge the tribe will be divided into 2 and will go to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas to try out their water slide. What? They built a slide on Survivor? Ok. So they have to go down the slide, run out into the water and bring back giant puzzle blocks. When all the blocks are on the beach.....start the puzzle. Wanna know how many times we can push 7-up? Reward is a trip to the 7-UP oasis. With food and stuff, and 7-UP. Oh and here's a bottle of 7-UP for you all to swap spit on right now.
The green tribe is made up of Jay, Troyzan, Chelsea, Alicia and Kat. The yellow tribe consists of Leif, Michael, Kim, Christina and Sabrina. Tarzan was not picked, so he sits out of this challenge and picks nits out of his chest hair. I'll spare you the boredom of watching people do puzzles. The yellow tribe wins the uncola reward.
Leif does a flip into the oasis swimming pool. I really like him, he is just like a little monkey and not at all creepy like most little people. LOL. Politically incorrect enough for ya, Sellman?? They grill meat and eat. Later Kim and Sabrina sit by the pool and strategize. Basically Kim has to decide whether to obviously break her alliance to the guys or to stick with the women. They decide to get rid of Michael (Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) and hatch a plan to tell Troyzan that Michael is talking smack about him.
Back at camp the losers are talking about how they didn't really want steak anyway, and GOD KNOWS they don't want any more of that crappy soda. Chelsea asks who they think they should vote out and the men are pretty determined it be Christina. Kat starts pushing Michael and they guys start to get worried. Everyone returns and they even bring a cooler of 7-up, because the crew won't even drink that shit.
So, it apparently is stormy that night and some of the shelter blows away. And then Tarzan gets caught taking some bamboo from the shelter to use as firewood and a little tiff occurs. Chelsea bags him about it and Tarzan takes her aside and basically asks if she had a problem with the doctor that did her boob job and if that is why she's mean to him. LOL. It was pretty amusing. He really has some kind of personality disorder.
Kim tells Troyzan that Michael has been conspiring against him and idiot that he is, Troyzan takes the bait.
Immunity Challenge: And, hey, it's a puzzle!!! Walk along a ladder bridge unraveling a bag o' puzzles. The first four then get to DO the puzzle. Jay, Kim, Troyzan and Alicia get to do the puzzle. It's a pretty hard 60 piece puzzle with different heights. Jay wins immunity.
Will it be Christina or Michael? Lots of boring discussion. Cheslea asks Jay to vote for Michael in front of Christina and Alicia which pisses Jay off since he thought Christina and Alicia were not part of their alliance, making Jay think there might be a girl alliance going on. Everyone runs to Kim to tell her what happened and she's not happy either. Kim goes after Jay and Michael and tells them they are voting out Christina. It's apparently a big mess for Kim who is trying to work both sides of the street.
Tribal is kinda boring. No one freaks out or anything. No one will admit to being afraid they are going home, to which Tarzan says "that means there is some big deception going on". Michael says there are several alliances going on but he feels safe.
Vote: 2 Christina, 2 Tarzan and 5 for Michael.
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