I can't even remember if I blogged last week or not, but bottom line is Abi is in, Penner is out and Abi is still lying about a 4th immunity idol. And speaking of Abi, can you believe that the Pope's first tweet was"Man, that Abi is a total bitch".
Ok, so Abi thinks her days are numbered. She tries to work on Carter , tells him she as an idol. He's not into her.
Lisa is all confused, as only Lisa can be totally confused every week. She believes what Penner was saying at the last tribal that Malcolm and Denise are too strong for her to beat. Mike tries to convince her that Penner was just saying that to get her doubting herself.
Challenge: Oh, it's the family one. One by one out comes family members. Mike's son, Carter's HOT 5 ft tall mom, Denise's husband, Lisa's brother, Abi's mom and Malcolm's brother. Ok, I'm totally not sure it really was Abi's mom or the maid from the Philippine Hilton. She no hablo engleeees and has NO CLUE where she is or what the show is about. At least Abi didn't haul off and slap her. Lisa "falls into her brother's arms" and weeps. Jeff, who now spends his time all estrogen-ed out on the talk show, is all emotional. GROW A PAIR, JEFF!!!
The survivors throw a muddy ball to their loved one, who in turn throws it to knock down pins. It's amazingly close, except for Abi and the maid. Malcolm wins immunity. He gets to bring his brother back to camp for the night. He also gets to bring 2 other couples, and he picks Lisa and Mike.
Malcolm's brother is kind of a clown, and is telling lots of stories which has Malcolm worried.
Lisa talks to her bro about everything and he's all "why are you playing nice?" He asks why she wouldn't vote out Malcolm, and why she, Mike, Abi and Carter don't form an alliance and pick off Denise and Malcolm. She says "I gave them my word". "But you tried to vote him off before and he understood". Lisa's all excited because her brother somehow "gave her permission to play the game".
Lisa and her bro talk to Mike and his son and they decide to ambush Malcolm. And then they pray. 'Jesus would look like Malcolm but play like Carter".
Malcolm's a little nervous something's going on.
Challenge: Walk across a balance beam to a platform in the water, hook 3 bags, bring them back to shore and build a pole to poke a target.
It's close except for Abi who is taking her sweet time. Jeff's totally yelling at her. I can't figure out if she is actually lame or if she is acting like, "I have an idol so I don't have to rush".
Bottom line, Malcolm wins immunity and, with the idol he already has, is definitely in the final 4. Back at camp Lisa is all "when god closes a door..." and "we prayed that God would tell us if this was the right thing". She's talking to Mike and in the middle of her sermon he just says, "hey look at the huge ass ant". LOL.
Mike and Malcolm talk. Abi or Carter? Should they go with peace around the camp or strategy? Carter comes walking up and they tell him what they were talking about. He reminds them that they have always said they didn't want to take the hated person into the finals just to win.
Abi is at camp being a bitch, as usual. Denise is all, "can you just give it a damn rest?" Abi says "I guess I'll just have to play my hidden immunity idol..." Malcolm calls her a soul sucker, while Mike says she has every psychological condition rolled into 1.
Abi, business student and future CEO of a large bank: " If you tell a lie long enough, people start to believe it".
Tribal:
Malcolm says he feels safe but he's glad he has the immunity necklace.
Carter says they should pick him instead of Abi because he is "worthy"
Mike says he really likes Carter and it'd be like voting off his son.
Lisa reverses course and says that she'd rather sit next to someone she could beat.
Abi just keeps repeating like a parrot "I have the 4th immunity idol".
Denise: Yea, but no one's seen it and she isn't leveraging it. Why relationship with Abi? It's improved but not enough to keep her.
Abi laughs, and Jeff totally thinks she's a crackpot. He asks Denise if Abi can win, and Denise says NO but personally I'm not that sure she wouldn't get votes for hanging in.
Vote. Anyone have an idol?? Apparently not... And, Carter is voted out :(
Ok, so Abi thinks her days are numbered. She tries to work on Carter , tells him she as an idol. He's not into her.
Lisa is all confused, as only Lisa can be totally confused every week. She believes what Penner was saying at the last tribal that Malcolm and Denise are too strong for her to beat. Mike tries to convince her that Penner was just saying that to get her doubting herself.
Challenge: Oh, it's the family one. One by one out comes family members. Mike's son, Carter's HOT 5 ft tall mom, Denise's husband, Lisa's brother, Abi's mom and Malcolm's brother. Ok, I'm totally not sure it really was Abi's mom or the maid from the Philippine Hilton. She no hablo engleeees and has NO CLUE where she is or what the show is about. At least Abi didn't haul off and slap her. Lisa "falls into her brother's arms" and weeps. Jeff, who now spends his time all estrogen-ed out on the talk show, is all emotional. GROW A PAIR, JEFF!!!
The survivors throw a muddy ball to their loved one, who in turn throws it to knock down pins. It's amazingly close, except for Abi and the maid. Malcolm wins immunity. He gets to bring his brother back to camp for the night. He also gets to bring 2 other couples, and he picks Lisa and Mike.
Malcolm's brother is kind of a clown, and is telling lots of stories which has Malcolm worried.
Lisa talks to her bro about everything and he's all "why are you playing nice?" He asks why she wouldn't vote out Malcolm, and why she, Mike, Abi and Carter don't form an alliance and pick off Denise and Malcolm. She says "I gave them my word". "But you tried to vote him off before and he understood". Lisa's all excited because her brother somehow "gave her permission to play the game".
Lisa and her bro talk to Mike and his son and they decide to ambush Malcolm. And then they pray. 'Jesus would look like Malcolm but play like Carter".
Malcolm's a little nervous something's going on.
Challenge: Walk across a balance beam to a platform in the water, hook 3 bags, bring them back to shore and build a pole to poke a target.
It's close except for Abi who is taking her sweet time. Jeff's totally yelling at her. I can't figure out if she is actually lame or if she is acting like, "I have an idol so I don't have to rush".
Bottom line, Malcolm wins immunity and, with the idol he already has, is definitely in the final 4. Back at camp Lisa is all "when god closes a door..." and "we prayed that God would tell us if this was the right thing". She's talking to Mike and in the middle of her sermon he just says, "hey look at the huge ass ant". LOL.
Mike and Malcolm talk. Abi or Carter? Should they go with peace around the camp or strategy? Carter comes walking up and they tell him what they were talking about. He reminds them that they have always said they didn't want to take the hated person into the finals just to win.
Abi is at camp being a bitch, as usual. Denise is all, "can you just give it a damn rest?" Abi says "I guess I'll just have to play my hidden immunity idol..." Malcolm calls her a soul sucker, while Mike says she has every psychological condition rolled into 1.
Abi, business student and future CEO of a large bank: " If you tell a lie long enough, people start to believe it".
Tribal:
Malcolm says he feels safe but he's glad he has the immunity necklace.
Carter says they should pick him instead of Abi because he is "worthy"
Mike says he really likes Carter and it'd be like voting off his son.
Lisa reverses course and says that she'd rather sit next to someone she could beat.
Abi just keeps repeating like a parrot "I have the 4th immunity idol".
Denise: Yea, but no one's seen it and she isn't leveraging it. Why relationship with Abi? It's improved but not enough to keep her.
Abi laughs, and Jeff totally thinks she's a crackpot. He asks Denise if Abi can win, and Denise says NO but personally I'm not that sure she wouldn't get votes for hanging in.
Vote. Anyone have an idol?? Apparently not... And, Carter is voted out :(
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