Ahhhhh, I really don't want this season to end!!! Finale tonight and I will be watching!! Especially because....
Ding dong
The witch is dead
Which old witch?
The fucking Brazillian one.
Sooooo, sweet little dufus Carter went last week instead of the horror. Abi thinks they believe that she has an idol. LOL. She has to rush off and bury it again while Malcolm and Mike laugh behind her back. Malcolm's a little worried about Lisa saying she wanted to take people to the finale she can beat.
Once alone with Lisa, Abi starts working on her. "you're at the bottom and everyone can beat you". Lisa is just planning on using her for information.
Challenge: Race over a slide twice, run into the ocean, get rings and do a ring toss. Wanna know what you're huffing out into the water for? A helicopter ride, pizza and a big fish. Spoiler alert-Mike wins from the very start. He picks Malcolm and Lisa to go with him but promises Denise all of his food, and Lisa tells her "just leave me the dishes". LOL, as if they are gonna go back and cook a Thanksgiving meal.
Abi has the sadz.
Back at camp, it's Denise's worst nightmare. "It's like a first date with the kid who used to spit on your food in grade school". And Abi won't shut up! She thinks Denise is a horrible person. "I'm the swing vote and nobody gets that...Next time is my last chance to use the immunity idol..."
Denise: "I want to hang myself".
On the reward, they are on a boat looking for whale sharks. And eating/drinking. Apparently Mike hasn't had sugar in 30 years but he downs a couple of "pops" and eats some cookies and is totally wasted. It's pretty funny. Then the find the giant fish and go snorkeling around it. Pretty cool. Afterwards Malcolm starts talking about getting rid of Denise because nobody beats her. Offers Lisa and Mike final 3. I'm thinking it's an act to save his own ass.
Next day, Denise is sick. She has fang marks on her neck and is totally sore. Personally, I think it was Abi. Lisa and Mike pray with her but Abi is relieved.
Immunity Challenge: Use the rope bridge, get puzzle pieces and put together a puzzle maze.
Malcolm is in the lead but at the last minute falls off the rope bridge and has to start over. Denise is really close on the puzzle but Malcolm comes back and wins. Oh, and Malcolm honey? NEVER CUT THAT LONG HAIR OF YOURS. God, if he can act, maybe Malcolm could play the dude in 50 Shades of Gray!!! He had long hair redish brown hair.....or at least that's what I remember but I've only read it like 5 times....
So back at camp, and did I ever mention they named the tribe DANGRAYNE? LOL. It cracks me up every time. Anyway, I'm starting my mantra: abiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabi,,,,,,
They're sitting around the fire and a giant spark hits Mike. Abi's all SAD. 'I get no credit here". She tells Mike and Lisa, "you two don't have a change against Malcolm and Denise...take me..." Mike says he'll think about it but OMG 3 more days of her?? Mike and Lisa talk about taking Abi instead of Malcolm or Denise to the finals. Lisa wants to take Abi along BUT they need Denise's strength to possibly keep Malcolm from winning the final immunity challenge.
Denise asks Malcolm for his extra immunity idol, but he tells her "she won't need it". Hmmmmm.
At Tribal:
isa tells Jeff that Abi was totally working it today. Jeff asks Abi if she's in trouble tonight: "you've been detested and laughed out". LOL! Abi still thinks they should take her to the end.
Denise: Sure, if you want someone who hasn't outwitted, outlasted or outplayed
Jeff: But she has...
Denise says she was just lucky that the yellow tribe didn't go to tribal, which gets Lisa's hackles up. "It wasn't luck but hard work and strength that kept us out of tribal".
Malcolm says that at this point in the game, winning takes over your mind.
Abi: They can't beat Denise or Malcolm. Lisa and Mike are not winning.
Mike starts to talk but Abi interrupts to say, "No, you are an idiot, that's why you are going to lose a million dollars.
Jeff: Wow, you are a total tool.
Abi: You are a moron, Mike.
Mike: That's just Abi's way of communicating...
Lisa: I'd take her to the finale....
Malcolm: Keep in mind, people have used that strategy and that horrible person has won. WHICH IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL WEEK!!!
Abi: It's just my strategy. Denise is playing to be elite. She's just here to make friends.
Denise: "Um, NO, I'm here to win a million dollars.
Time to vote! Abi, ya wanna play that "idol" of yours? Apparently NOT.
Ahhhhhhhh, Abi is voted off. Mike literally dances away.
Ding dong
The witch is dead
Which old witch?
The fucking Brazillian one.
Sooooo, sweet little dufus Carter went last week instead of the horror. Abi thinks they believe that she has an idol. LOL. She has to rush off and bury it again while Malcolm and Mike laugh behind her back. Malcolm's a little worried about Lisa saying she wanted to take people to the finale she can beat.
Once alone with Lisa, Abi starts working on her. "you're at the bottom and everyone can beat you". Lisa is just planning on using her for information.
Challenge: Race over a slide twice, run into the ocean, get rings and do a ring toss. Wanna know what you're huffing out into the water for? A helicopter ride, pizza and a big fish. Spoiler alert-Mike wins from the very start. He picks Malcolm and Lisa to go with him but promises Denise all of his food, and Lisa tells her "just leave me the dishes". LOL, as if they are gonna go back and cook a Thanksgiving meal.
Abi has the sadz.
Back at camp, it's Denise's worst nightmare. "It's like a first date with the kid who used to spit on your food in grade school". And Abi won't shut up! She thinks Denise is a horrible person. "I'm the swing vote and nobody gets that...Next time is my last chance to use the immunity idol..."
Denise: "I want to hang myself".
On the reward, they are on a boat looking for whale sharks. And eating/drinking. Apparently Mike hasn't had sugar in 30 years but he downs a couple of "pops" and eats some cookies and is totally wasted. It's pretty funny. Then the find the giant fish and go snorkeling around it. Pretty cool. Afterwards Malcolm starts talking about getting rid of Denise because nobody beats her. Offers Lisa and Mike final 3. I'm thinking it's an act to save his own ass.
Next day, Denise is sick. She has fang marks on her neck and is totally sore. Personally, I think it was Abi. Lisa and Mike pray with her but Abi is relieved.
Immunity Challenge: Use the rope bridge, get puzzle pieces and put together a puzzle maze.
Malcolm is in the lead but at the last minute falls off the rope bridge and has to start over. Denise is really close on the puzzle but Malcolm comes back and wins. Oh, and Malcolm honey? NEVER CUT THAT LONG HAIR OF YOURS. God, if he can act, maybe Malcolm could play the dude in 50 Shades of Gray!!! He had long hair redish brown hair.....or at least that's what I remember but I've only read it like 5 times....
So back at camp, and did I ever mention they named the tribe DANGRAYNE? LOL. It cracks me up every time. Anyway, I'm starting my mantra: abiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabiabi,,,,,,
They're sitting around the fire and a giant spark hits Mike. Abi's all SAD. 'I get no credit here". She tells Mike and Lisa, "you two don't have a change against Malcolm and Denise...take me..." Mike says he'll think about it but OMG 3 more days of her?? Mike and Lisa talk about taking Abi instead of Malcolm or Denise to the finals. Lisa wants to take Abi along BUT they need Denise's strength to possibly keep Malcolm from winning the final immunity challenge.
Denise asks Malcolm for his extra immunity idol, but he tells her "she won't need it". Hmmmmm.
At Tribal:
isa tells Jeff that Abi was totally working it today. Jeff asks Abi if she's in trouble tonight: "you've been detested and laughed out". LOL! Abi still thinks they should take her to the end.
Denise: Sure, if you want someone who hasn't outwitted, outlasted or outplayed
Jeff: But she has...
Denise says she was just lucky that the yellow tribe didn't go to tribal, which gets Lisa's hackles up. "It wasn't luck but hard work and strength that kept us out of tribal".
Malcolm says that at this point in the game, winning takes over your mind.
Abi: They can't beat Denise or Malcolm. Lisa and Mike are not winning.
Mike starts to talk but Abi interrupts to say, "No, you are an idiot, that's why you are going to lose a million dollars.
Jeff: Wow, you are a total tool.
Abi: You are a moron, Mike.
Mike: That's just Abi's way of communicating...
Lisa: I'd take her to the finale....
Malcolm: Keep in mind, people have used that strategy and that horrible person has won. WHICH IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING ALL WEEK!!!
Abi: It's just my strategy. Denise is playing to be elite. She's just here to make friends.
Denise: "Um, NO, I'm here to win a million dollars.
Time to vote! Abi, ya wanna play that "idol" of yours? Apparently NOT.
Ahhhhhhhh, Abi is voted off. Mike literally dances away.
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