Yo
yo yo!! Where've you all been? I've been writing awesome updates in
my head but unfortunately they haven't gotten written down in a few
weeks. So, tonight is the 2 HOUR FINALE! Final 4, which should be
final 3 but we can hope the twinnies get the ax early tonight.
Last week started in Amsterdam, which makes it even more amazing that the stoner goat herders even made it to the pitt stop. I have to say, they are getting on my damn nerves! Last week, if you remember, the had a chance to finally get ahead of Abbie and Ryan, who YET AGAIN got the shaft in Frankfurt, but they decided to "stay and work together". ARGH!!! Do you want to win a million or what??? Fortunately Abbie and Ryan had been double whatevered and had to do both roadblocks/detours. I can't remember which is which without Phil telling me. Gawd, I thought the Goats were gonna wait for them for finish! But, alas, the bogus "this season is for 2 million dollars" marketing ploy is kapput.
Teams have to fly from Amsterdam to Barcelona,Spain and take an OVERNIGHT ferry to the Isle of Mallorca. Twins have a big advantage and get a 6 am flight, next team gets a 7:20 flight, followed by a 7:55 flight. No idea what time the Goats got a flight BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER since they have ALL DAY in Spain to lay on the beach and relax. Twins, Lexi/Trey and the Chips are all happy to be together and playing in the ocean.
They all meet at the ferry and these 3 teams are thrilled that the Goats beat out Abbie and Ryan, since everyone knows the Goats don't have the balls to win. Once in Mallorca they have to find a band of very strange and scary people pretending to be Devils and Demons. Yea, it's kinda freaky. The clue says they are to drive to Central de blah blah blah, which is a sports complex. The 3 amigos decide to follow each other, but the one TWINNIE who was supposed to learn stick thought it was easy and skipped her lessons. She can barely get out of the parking lot.
Once at the tennis complex, one member has to return 20 tennis balls, in bounds, because someone from Mallorca was a big deal tennis player.
Trey knows how to play tennis! The ball shooter thing goes really fast, and you only get one "bucket" of balls to get to 20, or you have to start over again. Trey does it on the first try. Next up is James, who's not the tennis player. It takes him 2 rounds to get to 20. Clue: Drive to the Cove de Campaneta.
Next to arrive are the Goats, and the tall Goat, with the bad ankle, chooses to play tennis. He obviously sucks. And he's lame ass, and he is such a whining moaner the little goat says he sounds just like Monica Seles. After the first or second round he has to sit drinking Evian and breathing hard.
Twins arrive then. And it's all COME ON TWINNIE, MOVE YOUR ASS TWINNIE. Apparently they skipped the tennis lessons their parents paid for as well. Goat dude gets his shit together and he gets done first.
At the coves, which are caves, teams have to find the music playing. Not really difficult but there are 2 dudes playing guitar and the don't stop or say anything. Clue: Detour: Spin it or Bull it. In spin it, teams have to repair a giant windmill; in bull it teams dress up as a bull and have to go around 8 matadors and butt a target at the end.
Both the Chips and Lexi/Trey decide to do the bull thing, but the Chips actually drive in the wrong direction and end up at the windmills. Lots of tawdry jokes about them dressing as construction workers in their jobs but they really did know how to put the windmill together. They finish first and are told to head to the Pitt stop, a 14th century castle.
Trey and Lexi do the bull thing, which requires one person to be the blind half of the bull and the one in back yelling which way to go. It's pretty easy and you have 2 minutes to get through it. At the final part, where the bull is supposed to just touch a target to release the bullfighter, Trey tells Lexi to run towards it, to ram it, and they crash into it. She cuts her finger and is totally PISSED OFF. They have to do it again.
It's a race the Pitt stop, but Trey/Lexi come in first place, followed by the Chips.
Down to Twins and Goats. Both choose to do the windmill, and the Twins are all cocky since they they think the guys are a bunch of weaklings. Turns out, owning a goat farm means you have to repair farm equipment all the time, and they kick ASS on it. Twins are hopelessly stupid, attached stuff wrong and just are lame.
Goats are team #3!! And, here come the Twins. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE, Phil, give them the BOOT!!!
ACK!!!!!! Yet another non elimination leg!!! Twins are still in the race!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Good luck to the final 4!!!!!
1. Trey and Lexi Amy
2. Jaymes and James Joanne
3. Josh and Brent Susan
4. Natalie and Nadiya Jeff and Eileen
Out
11. Rob and Sheila Donna
10.Amy and Daniel Lori
9. Caitlin and Brittany Kevin and Matt
8. Gary and Will Karen and John
7. Rob and Kelley Elayne
6. James and Mark Betty
5. Abbie and Ryan Ginnie
Last week started in Amsterdam, which makes it even more amazing that the stoner goat herders even made it to the pitt stop. I have to say, they are getting on my damn nerves! Last week, if you remember, the had a chance to finally get ahead of Abbie and Ryan, who YET AGAIN got the shaft in Frankfurt, but they decided to "stay and work together". ARGH!!! Do you want to win a million or what??? Fortunately Abbie and Ryan had been double whatevered and had to do both roadblocks/detours. I can't remember which is which without Phil telling me. Gawd, I thought the Goats were gonna wait for them for finish! But, alas, the bogus "this season is for 2 million dollars" marketing ploy is kapput.
Teams have to fly from Amsterdam to Barcelona,Spain and take an OVERNIGHT ferry to the Isle of Mallorca. Twins have a big advantage and get a 6 am flight, next team gets a 7:20 flight, followed by a 7:55 flight. No idea what time the Goats got a flight BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER since they have ALL DAY in Spain to lay on the beach and relax. Twins, Lexi/Trey and the Chips are all happy to be together and playing in the ocean.
They all meet at the ferry and these 3 teams are thrilled that the Goats beat out Abbie and Ryan, since everyone knows the Goats don't have the balls to win. Once in Mallorca they have to find a band of very strange and scary people pretending to be Devils and Demons. Yea, it's kinda freaky. The clue says they are to drive to Central de blah blah blah, which is a sports complex. The 3 amigos decide to follow each other, but the one TWINNIE who was supposed to learn stick thought it was easy and skipped her lessons. She can barely get out of the parking lot.
Once at the tennis complex, one member has to return 20 tennis balls, in bounds, because someone from Mallorca was a big deal tennis player.
Trey knows how to play tennis! The ball shooter thing goes really fast, and you only get one "bucket" of balls to get to 20, or you have to start over again. Trey does it on the first try. Next up is James, who's not the tennis player. It takes him 2 rounds to get to 20. Clue: Drive to the Cove de Campaneta.
Next to arrive are the Goats, and the tall Goat, with the bad ankle, chooses to play tennis. He obviously sucks. And he's lame ass, and he is such a whining moaner the little goat says he sounds just like Monica Seles. After the first or second round he has to sit drinking Evian and breathing hard.
Twins arrive then. And it's all COME ON TWINNIE, MOVE YOUR ASS TWINNIE. Apparently they skipped the tennis lessons their parents paid for as well. Goat dude gets his shit together and he gets done first.
At the coves, which are caves, teams have to find the music playing. Not really difficult but there are 2 dudes playing guitar and the don't stop or say anything. Clue: Detour: Spin it or Bull it. In spin it, teams have to repair a giant windmill; in bull it teams dress up as a bull and have to go around 8 matadors and butt a target at the end.
Both the Chips and Lexi/Trey decide to do the bull thing, but the Chips actually drive in the wrong direction and end up at the windmills. Lots of tawdry jokes about them dressing as construction workers in their jobs but they really did know how to put the windmill together. They finish first and are told to head to the Pitt stop, a 14th century castle.
Trey and Lexi do the bull thing, which requires one person to be the blind half of the bull and the one in back yelling which way to go. It's pretty easy and you have 2 minutes to get through it. At the final part, where the bull is supposed to just touch a target to release the bullfighter, Trey tells Lexi to run towards it, to ram it, and they crash into it. She cuts her finger and is totally PISSED OFF. They have to do it again.
It's a race the Pitt stop, but Trey/Lexi come in first place, followed by the Chips.
Down to Twins and Goats. Both choose to do the windmill, and the Twins are all cocky since they they think the guys are a bunch of weaklings. Turns out, owning a goat farm means you have to repair farm equipment all the time, and they kick ASS on it. Twins are hopelessly stupid, attached stuff wrong and just are lame.
Goats are team #3!! And, here come the Twins. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE, Phil, give them the BOOT!!!
ACK!!!!!! Yet another non elimination leg!!! Twins are still in the race!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Good luck to the final 4!!!!!
1. Trey and Lexi Amy
2. Jaymes and James Joanne
3. Josh and Brent Susan
4. Natalie and Nadiya Jeff and Eileen
Out
11. Rob and Sheila Donna
10.Amy and Daniel Lori
9. Caitlin and Brittany Kevin and Matt
8. Gary and Will Karen and John
7. Rob and Kelley Elayne
6. James and Mark Betty
5. Abbie and Ryan Ginnie
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