Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Survivor Update: The Jeff Therapist is IN


Is anyone else looking forward to season 42 when Tina crawls once again out of her box of sawdust and plays against her grandchildren?? 

So yea, last week's update was canceled due to Thanksgiving.  Right about now last week I was in my pajamas screaming "I fucking hate this holiday" to my scared as hell husband.  My notes say "Big Ciera drama" and Laura went to redemption again.  Oh right, they made a big deal that Ciera voted her mom off.  LOL.

Ok, so now everyone's all ooooh Ciera is showing her loyalty... except Tyson now things she appears to be "playing the game" and dangerous.  Laura shows up at redemption and Tina is expecting it to be Katie.  Question: how far away from the tribe do you think the fake redemption island set is?  Like, how far do they have to walk from tribal to redemption?  Or is there a car that takes them?  It seemed to me Tina and Vytas were aware someone was coming.  I want to know if this is really spread out or if the "sets" are really right next to each other.  And, is this public land??  Or are they renting someone's farm/beach??  They'd have to be renting someone's fancy land to have access to that much space, with a production crew, etc.  Just wondering.....

Oh, so the show.  On Redemption, everyone's all "why can't they see Tyson is in charge and vote him off??" 

Duel time.  Vytas, Laura and Tina.  They have to roll cubes down a mesh tunnel thing, and then solve a puzzle with the cubes.  Tina sucks at getting the cubes out and falls behind.  Laura wins, and then tells Tina how to do the puzzle, thereby getting rid of Vytas.  This is followed by about 10 freaking minutes of Dr. Jeff going on and on about the Vytas-Aras relationship and it's SUCH PSYCHOBABBLE BULLSHIT I have to leave the room and get a drink of something strong.  Laura gives the clue to Ciera who burns it. 

Is it me or does Ciera look like a ferret? 

Tyson is determined to get rid of Katie, because he thinks she now has 3 jury votes.  I guess he's counting the people on RI. 

Hayden and Caleb, the southern braintrust, are waiting for their time to strike.  "You don't want to wait too long to get blindsided".  They decide to take out Tyson.  They tell Katie their plans and she's obviously all for it.  They then tell Ciera who listens and plays along and then runs straight to Tyson.

Ciera is upset that Hayden and Caleb are going all rogue and "it's too sketchy" for me.  She talks to Tyson, tells him she doesn't trust them and basically tells him she's totally with him.  Tyson tells Gervase, who I cannot believe is still in this game.  They're all "what happened to our 4 man alliance"?? 

Next morning, Ciera is all ridiculously obvious.  She asks Tyson to go with her to get tree mail, and won't look Caleb or Hayden in the eye.  They're like, "hmmmmmm, this is weird."  Ceira, in addition to looking like a ferret has a lazy eye, amiright?? 

Hayden has a stroke of genius.  WHAT IF CIERA TELLS TYSON??? Hayden and Katie are now nervous and need a plan B. 

Challenge.  Come on in, guys.  They have to hold a bucket with 25% of their body weight in it.  But, there's a twist.....who wants to sit it out and eat?  Tyson, Gervase AND CIERA sit out and are obnoxious about eating.  Seriously, how many seasons do people have to watch before you realize you NEVER SIT IT OUT AND EAT???  I mean these 3 are being so awful.  Ciera, why not just hold up a sign saying, "I'M WITH TYSON"? 

Monica wins her 3rd immunity challenge.  Jeff is all into the psychology of why some people chose to eat, asking why they feel so secure.  Back at camp, all Tyson can do is discuss the food.  Katie thinks those 3 eating was telling.  YA THINK??? 

Plan B is to flat out ask Tyson if he's splitting with their alliance.  Tyson: "you were after ME".  They try to convince him that Ciera is wicked and is playing both sides.  Tyson doesn't trust them. 

Gervase is all, "yo, what are we doing??" 

Tribal.

Eating shows no harmony and too much confidence.  I think Jeff said that.  Anyway, he's ramped up about that again.  Hayden-my hands were totally bleeding and I held on.  I'm jealous that they feel so good today.

Caleb says he wasn't shocked about Ciera because she feels comfortable.  Ciera says, "if I don't think I can win I might as well eat". Tyson was surprised more people didn't eat. 

Now Jeff is all about TRUST.  Gervase goes on about trust looking at Hayden.  Jeff points it out to Ciera and asks her if she would be surprised if it was her.  Yes, Jeff I would. 

Vote.  Tyson plays the idol to the shock of everyone.  Caleb ends up voted off.  And Jeff is still talking about trust and blah blahblah. 



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