Sunday, December 15, 2013

Survivor: Prelude to Finale Day!


Happy snowy Survivor Finale day!  Are we all ready???  Got your rice and snacks, a little east indies ice cream, couple of tasty grubs?  I'm gonna keep wearing the same pair of lounge pants (they are NOT PAJAMAS, even if I sleep in them) that I've been wearing for 39 days just to keep in the spirit of it all.

Sooooooo what's it gonna be?  Will Tina or Laura get off Redemption Island??  Will Tyson pull the idol out of his crotch?  Hmmmmm, bet Jeff will love taking that from him.  Will Gervase realize he's really not in control??

 But first, let's discuss last week.  Katie arrives at RI and it's all momma and daughter time.  (Note-not sure if you all saw the news but sadly Tina's son was killed in a car accident I think last week.) Tina says she wouldn't be opposed to letting Katie win.  Katie says, "let's both try hard".  In reality, Tina probably had a better shot at winning that million dollars. 

Back at camp, it's all  BIG FAKE HUGS and WOW, WHAT A GREAT TRIBAL.  Tyson is a little pissed at Gervase.  You never tell the person on the bottom that they're on the bottom.  Monica says she's gonna pull Ciera back in to the alliance. 

Monica is spinning her little head over what to do next.  What if Ciera has the idol?  Should we split the vote???  She's too intense.  Tyson has to tell her to shut up because he has the idol.  She keeps at it.  I can't believe she has lasted this long, except for the fact that she never wears anything other than that bikini bottom.  She's mad that he had the idol and didn't tell anyone.  Tyson and Gervase: Monica isn't great at Survivor but she comes in handy. 

Ciera is all happy with her big move.  She and Hayden plan to find the idol, win the challenge and drive a wedge between Monica and the other 2. 

RI Duel.  It's Tina, Katie and Laura.  Dr. Jeff has to explore Tina's feelings about competing against Katie. Are you capable of giving 100% against your daughter??  LOL Jeff, she'd push her off the island for a chance at another win. 

It's the old make a pole and steal the jail keys challenge.  Tina starts out barking orders at Katie on how to make the pole.  Seriously she would drive me nuts if she were my mom.  Laura, the challenge queen, makes quick work of it and gets out of jail first.  It's down to Katie and Tina, Tina sucks pretty bad but Katie drops one of her keys and can't get it up.  Jeff IS SO GOD DAMNED ANNOYING WITH THE INCESSANT MOTHER-DAUGHTER COMMENTS.  Before she kicks her daughter's ass, Tina asks Katie if she's OK with losing. 

Tina wins and Katie is out.  Tina goes on some bullshit about being adopted and having Katie was the first time she ever had a connection to someone in her life.  How quaint.  Laura gives the clue to Ciera.  Ciera looks like she's hyped out on something. 

Back at camp, Ciera shares the clue with Hayden and they go looking for the idol.  At one point Monica sees them but she just walks away.  WHICH SHOULD HAVE BEEN A CLUE that she knows who has the idol. 

Gervase talks with Monica about who she trusts in the game.  Obviously it's Gervase and Tyson.  "You guys chose me and that means a lot".  Meanwhile, Ceira is plotting working on her. 

Challenge:  It's one of the few times this season with swimming.  Swim to a stand, unwrap a buoy, swim back, untie PUZZLE PIECES and decode an expression Jeff has endlessly repeated all season.  Wanna know? Immunity and room service.  God even the rewards suck this season.  And did I miss the auction??

Ciera sucks at swimming, even worse than Gervase.  These 2 better be glad they weren't on the season where every challenge was a swim out, swim back thing.  She's the last to get her bag o' letters.  AND YET....Ciera wins reward with the catchy phrase "YOU WILL HAVE TO DIG DEEP" or something like that.  Obviously no one else listens to Jeff either.  She obviously chooses Hayden for the food reward.  I think he orders pizza and she orders a hamburger.  It's not even a big deal because THEY ARE ALL SO WELL FED. 

Tyson and the crew are all "meh, it's better that they eat".  Ciera is all in on trying to turn Monica.  She gets her aside and starts telling her about all the MAD CRAP Tyson has been saying about Monica.  You're weak, paranoid, like a puppy on a leash.  Monica-if that were the case why would he draw rocks to save me?  Duh, he took a change because without you he wouldn't have the numbers.  Monica cries.  It hurt me.  I'm now playing my game.  Whatev.

Tribal

Ciera-is there still a division?  Duh Jeff, of course there is. 
Hayden-we're on the bottom but we can still control some of the events. He starts on the Monica is being used thing.
Gervase-this is what people at the bottom always try to do. 
Monica-Ciera told me stuff that Tyson and Gervase were saying about me.  It could be true...
Tyson-meh, Ciera has been saying stuff about Monica the whole time. 
Ciera-Monica should know what has been said about her now instead of sitting with her family at home as a loser hearing it.
Gervase-if you were so concerned, why didn't anyone tell her while it was happening??
Hayden again says Tyson is controlling the game which gets Gervase all upset. 
Ciera-remember, evil, rude things were said about you. 
Monica-I'm gonna dig deep.  I feel good. I like these people, since I've lost weight my implants look even bigger.  A new side of me....blah blah....morality and ethical issues will bite you in the ass at the end.....
Jeff-are Hayden and Ciera showing you a better path to the end?  (In other words, please give me something to make this game not seem like a slam dunk for Tyson). 
Hayden-She's a strong independent woman
Ciera-Your family will be cheering if you make a big move....

Vote.  And as expected Hayden goes to RI.  Wonder if he can beat the women in the final duel.....


Gervace     Meagan     Nancy
Monica      Liz             Tess
Tyson        Chris         John S
Ciera         Leslie         Becky


Redemption Isle

Hayden     Donna/John Kelly
Laura M     Lori             Amy
Tina         Jill                Susan

OUT
Rupert Donna Mary Which means you now have Colton. 
Colton     Alt 1Donna      Alt 1Mary  Which means you now have KAT
Rachel         Cathy V    Kim
  Which means you now have John.
Marissa Rachel Joanne
Candice Ron Kevin/Matt
Brad         Elayne         Carolyn
Kat         Alt 2 Donna       Alt 2 Mary
John      Cathy  V and Kim. 
Laura B     Stacy         Jeff/Eileen
Aras         AnnMarie     Stephanie
Vytas         Betty         GailCaleb         Karen         Cindy
Katie         Denise         Ginnie

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