Last week after Woo and Kass changed their minds at the last minute and sent Tasha home, Spencer was all 'why bother with the charade??" Tony tells him they were just toying with him but that they are all still loyal to him. Kass is thinking she should go with Tony to the finale. Woo isn't even thinking. Spencer thinks that no one knows how to play the game.
Tony talks to Woo and says he believes that Kass can't get any jury votes. Woo just thinks it would be "fun" to sit next to his buddy Tony at the final vote. Because that is the whole point of Survivor. Getting to spend quality time with your big smelly friend. Tony admits that Woo is genuine and a threat. "It's gonna be a shame to blindside him".
Mud Challenge for Pizza Delivery. So, are we going to go a whole season without the family visits?? Load yourself up with mud, and dump it in a bucket. Gee, how ironic that the fat boy with much more surface area wins this one. Tony gets to pick someone to join him and he picks starving Trish.
Kass is annoyed at this. It shows that Tony is the alpha male and Trish is the alpha female. "No one should have that much power in the game". Spencer thinks everyone is handing Tony the game.
Tony inhales his pizza. Trish thinks he's gonna puke it up, he's eating so fast. Nooooo Tooooooony, slooooooow down, you're grooooooooss. I have a feeling Tony would be like an animal and barf it all up just to eat it all over again. He tells Trish that he does have a special power idol and that he can use it at final 4, which is a lie,
Once back and full of dough, Tony confronts Kass. "Woo told me you were conspiring against me". He says he pledged on his wife and baby that she was gonna go final 3. Kass says, Chaos Kass is back. Hey, Kass, you're the only one who thinks this is amusing.
Kass tells Woo that Tony told her that Woo spilled the beans about the potential of getting rid of Tony. Woo says no, and Kass takes that back to Tony. WHY ARE YOU INVESTIGATING??? You sealed your fate!!! Kass tells the group that Tony swore final 3 to her.
AND TONY DOES LLAMA TALK. WTF was that all about?? Tony thinks Kass is an insult to the game. She tells Tony that what she did was strategic, and that now one of your people doesn't trust you. She tells Woo that he needed to know what Tony was saying. She now wants to pull in Woo and Spencer and ruin Tony's game.
Woo finally thinks, "Why would Tony take me to the final 3 when I have a better reputation with the jury?" Spencer tells him that if he goes, then basically Tony and Trish are in the drivers seat to decide. Woo's like, 'OMG, I never thought of that!!!"
Trish, however, overheard the whole conversation.
Immunity Challenge. COME ON IN GUYS! Today Immunity is UP FOR GRABS. Untangle a braid for a key, put up ladder rungs, lay down planks and then solve the trademarked Survivor slide Puzzle. (pat pending).
Trish totally sucks at all challenges. Did I ever mention that? So, yea, she's still trying to figure out how to cross the starting line. Tony kicks ass through the challenge and gets to the puzzle first. And then just starts flailing the pieces around. Remind me again, he's from the Brawn tribe? I guess being a cop in Jersey City, you don't get to do a lot of slide puzzles. Spencer comes from behind and kills the puzzle in Brain fashion. He wins immunity again! Wow, he should TOTALLY WIN THIS SEASON. LOL!
So back at camp Trish confronts Kass. DO YOU THINK I'M DEAF OR STUPID??? God, I totally love when people ask those open ended questions about their stupidity. She keeps yelling at Kass I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR VICTIM STUFF. I WILL PULL YOU APART IN 30 SECONDS, YOU AND YOUR BIG UGLY FACE ARE NOT WINNING!!!!!!!!!
In one of the most hilarious responses, Kass calls her SKELETOR and a vicious, cruel human.
Tony suggests he and Trish take a walk..... He walks away with Trish and Woo. Kass and Spencer tell each other "we need Woo".
Tony asks them both if they have any questions, in that fatherly tone of voice that means THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY QUESTIONS TONIGHT. Woo asks him if he really did swear on his kid and his wife to Kass. Tony admits he did but I'm now swearing to you on my mother, AND MY DEAD DAD that Kass is gone. Any bets that his father is still alive??
Woo realizes he can't trust Tony. He also realizes this is a reality show, and that he's Asian and frankly, unnaturally NOT wickedly smart. SHOULD I MAKE A BIG MOVE??? OR WAIT A COUPLE MORE WEEKS???
Woo comes back, kneels by Kass and tells her "I'm voting for Trish". Kass and Spencer are skeptical. WHY??? Woo says it's for his long term strategy. He does know it's like day 33, right?? Spencer tells him that since Trish and Tony are inseparable, They can't both get to the final 4 while Trish is still there.
Tribal-Sarah has completely gained every ounce she lost.
Tony-so one of your 4 is going tonight? Yes, Jeff the Challenge Beast won again.
Kass-Trish came at me like a blue eyed skeletal banshee today
Trish says something about "capacity for hatred". Says Kass always is the victim. If you are going to pit people against each other, don't sit back and claim innocence. She basically fights with everyone.
Spencer-yes, Jeff, it's all good for me. This process was going to happen but immunity sped it up
Woo-it has made hidden animosity evident. Now, it's back to a 3 brawn, 2 brain alliance. Spencer and Kass are aligned.
Kass-I didn't predict the psycho bitch was gonna emerge but Tony was caught telling both me and Woo we were final 3
Tony-She's delusional. She's a strategist and she's sealed her own fate. Kass shows no emotion on her face ever.
Kass tells Tony he's an ass
Tony talks llama talk again.
Jeff is just amused.
Spencer-it's funny but in that One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest funny.
Woo-it's like Tony is Dad, Trish is Mom, Spencer and Kass are their kids and I'm the foreign exchange student. (Say it with me people-"no more yankee my wankee, the Donger is tired")
Tony-it's game play tonight and I brought my bag of tricks. Puts his idols both on.
Spencer-that does complicate things!
Time to vote. Any idols? Tony plays it. Trish is votes out (and Tony voted for her as well). She tells them "good luck" and Kass shoots her the finger while the jury watches. Tasha and Jefra share a look about Kass.....
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