After almost getting voted off, Baylor says she's "finally waking up". Always a good plan on Survivor. JR wants to know who flipped on their vote? Josh admits he did because he figured out Baylor was in trouble. He's losing trust in JR.
The blue tribe is awaiting a massive rainstorm. They decide they need an actual roof, so they all get cracking weaving palm leaves (neatly stacked by the electronic fence by the production crew...) Well, almost all. Drew decides he isn't a weaver and takes a nap, snoring loudly. Dale admits he's wup him if he were his son, because they still do that down south. Natalie is getting all feisty this episode and she rants and rants about Drew. Even Jeremy is getting into the anti-Drew camp.
Challenge-Val was voted out. Jeremy is pissed. He says "y'all need to step it up and stop letting the men over there run the game". JR explains that he gave Jeremy his word that he'd help Val and he couldn't pull it off. Josh is like WTF?????
The challenge is another balance thing, this time on a moving beam while they transfer flat squares. Wanna know? It's the Jeff Probst collection of pillows and blankets, available at TARGET. Or, you can chose the fishing gear from last week. Yellow decides Keith probably isn't gonna do that well so Keith and Wes go head to head. Oh, and rock breaks scissors apparently.
After about 10 minutes of Jeff blathering about fathers and sons, and how the father is getting old (he's fucking my age douchebag) and the son is now ready to step into the dad pants and take over or some such crap. Except, Jeff, this kid has some strange genetic mutation going on.
Anyway. Keith falls once, Wes pulls ahead and wins. Keith gets all emotional and Jeff jumps on that. Wes, is he like this at home? Wes gets all emotional and says, "no, most of the time he's wupping me with a fence post". They do the bro hug/back slapping thang.
He sends gay Josh to partay with his father. Personally I think it's a prelude to Wes coming out........as a broadway dancer.
Jeremy is pissed at JR. Julie goes off to cry. "Y'all don't know John Rocker is! He's a racist, bigoted ahole." Natalie wants Julie out. Julie is all upset about JR now having a target on his back. The tribe Mom tells her she has to play her game not JR's. She probably also told her about her 3 divorces and strongly suggested she GET THE HELL OUT NOW.
And a strange clip of a bird getting knocked over by a wave.
Over at Exile, it's BARREN AND FULL OF ROCKS. Actually, I am going to only call it BARREN AND ROCKLESS ISLAND. They are sharing the clue and both realize that JR and Jeremy might both have idols. They find some snails to eat and the 2 get along surprisingly well. "Josh is a good ol boy. But he's not MY good ol boy. There ain't gonna be no spooning going on. We don't have many Josh's in Louisiana".
JR gets on providing fish to prove his worth. Baylor is scrambling and trying to pull the young guys over to her side to get JR out. Alec says Baylor is just trying to crawl out of last place.
Challenge. It is apparently brought to you by Kinex. It's this maze thing of bamboo that, in pairs, they have to climb over/under and retrieve a basketball and then sink a basket.
Jon and Natalie vs Josh and Baylor. Both miss but finally Jon makes it.
Wes and Alec vs Missy and Julie. Alec hits Julie intentionally. Wes makes the shot
Drew and Reed vs JR and Jaclyn. JR takes a shot at Reed but gets the basket.
Josh and Baylor vs Jeremy and Kelly. Baylor misses, Jeremy makes the shot for a 2-2 tie.
It all comes down to Wes/Alec and Jon/Natalie. Wes takes a shot at Natalie, then they both miss. Jon makes the shot and the yellow tribe wins their 3rd immunity challenge. Natalie goes full blown twinnie, yelling at JR, calling him a bigot and a racist. "Classy Natalie". Julie: they're saying he's a racist because of the Sports Illustrated article. Dale says they all stand behind him. JR yells at Natalie "If you were a man I'd knock your teeth down your throat". Yea, uncool. Even his GF is trying to get him to shut up. He says, "let's take the Kinex down and fight".
Hmmm, Josh thinks maybe JR isn't playing his best game.....
Baylor thinks she's in trouble. She has no respect for JR. He's all "Natalie called me a homophobe yet I'm tight with a gay guy" in that classic "some of my best friends are gay/black/whatever" excuse. JR tries to talk the girls into getting rid of Dale, even though he's gunning for Baylor. The girls aren't really interested in Dale.
Josh doesn't think JR is being honest. JR told him he has an idol but he didn't volunteer that earlier. Wes and Josh talk, Josh tells him about the idol. We need to blindside him. They decide to get Alec in with them and Baylor to blindside JR. Alec thinks JR is a big asset in the challenges. Wes tells him JR can't know because he has an idol.
Tribal
JR-is there fallout with Jeremy? I promised I'd help Val but she bluffed about her idols and I couldn't save her.
Wes-I'm not too happy about that secret agreement
Alec-Man, that Natalie was all over JR!
JR-No idea why, it's not like I'm the leader or anything!
Jaclyn-they were all gunning for me and Baylor to get rid of JR. It makes me feel like a target if we go into the merge. However, I feel like there is some shifting in alliances going on...
Wes-is there a big shift happening? I'm not worried.
Josh-You worried? Not really but people are being told different things...
Baylor-the most important thing we need to do is GET THE DARK CLOUD OFF OF US.
Vote. Anyone wanna play an idol? Nope.
Baylor 2....JR 4 votes. Ahhhhhhhh. All the best jackasses leave with an idol in their pocket.
Total blindside. "Well Played". Sorry Sellman, you will not be the lucky bastard this season!
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