Survivor Update

And so we have arrived at the final night!!  Who else believes this game is Ben's to lose?  And frankly these final 4 with him DESERVE TO LOSE for the simple reason that when someone is an idol magnet, YOU NEVER EVER allow them to go ANYWHERE without a tag team.  Jesus people!!!

So Ben played the surprise idol last week and knows, AS DOES EVERYONE ELSE, that there will be another idol planted.  And barely planted because like everything in the world, even the idol placement has become dumbed down and we now have to stamp the trees and rocks with freakin signs that say HEY THERE IS AN IDOL HERE.  

So, while everyone is excitedly talking about how IT HAS TO BE BEN, he slips away and looks for an idol.  And the next morning, while everyone dreams of the million dollars they won't be winning, Ben gets up and looks for an idol.  Chrissy wakes up and is like, "oh I'm guessing Ben is off looking for an idol", yet she waits until the next lazy ASS wakes up to say, "hey Ben's been out there looking for an idol for about 45 minutes".   For GOD sake, you're a bunch of idiots!!!    Chrissy is "banking on him not finding it".  If you have ever watched the show you know that once you find one idol, you pretty much crack the FORT KNOX of logical you need to find every damn one.  

Reward challenge:  Tied in pairs, you get a night at a resort.  Oh, you do the challenge in pairs, not the reward.  HEY here's an idea, SOMEONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE TIED TO BEN AT CAMP.

Devon and Chrissy win the reward and get to pick one other.  They discuss and pick Ryan, totally shocking Ashley who basically says, "well I know who wears the pants in that pair".  Devon, Chrissy and Ryan go off on their Club Med vacation leaving Ben with an angry Ashley and a moron Mike to basically run around the camp looking for that idol.  Was there a clue at the reward?  Dunno because I doubt these 3 tools even looked.  

Ben tries to "work" with Mike and Ashley but they both tell him to not bother so he goes off to idol search.  WITH NO ONE WATCHING HIM.  

Immunity Challenge refrigerator magnets for tonight:

Sandbags 

Basketball hoops

Ladder

Sandbags

Basketball hoops

and 

Cog Puzzle.  

The only bright spot in that episode for me is Chrissy wins immunity so I'm immune this week.  

Back at camp....BEN WANDERS OFF TO FIND THE GOD DAMN IDOL.  

The remaining brain trust sit in the water and think, "hey, what if Ben finds an other idol.  Maybe we should split the vote between him and Mike".  Everyone thinks, THERE'S A GOOD IDEA.  But Chrissy is pushing for the vote to be split between Ben and Ashley because basically those 2 are like cats tied in the same pillowcase.  Devon isn't sure about getting rid of Ashley.  

BEN FINDS AN IDOL CLUE.  But the idol is hidden under the bed at camp, and everyone is hanging around the bed all day.  "I am not going anywhere tonight without that idol".

Tribal

So basically this is another freaking mess.  It's all blah blah blah, with Mike announcing to no one with a clue that "Ben is the biggest THWEAT".  More blah blah blah, Devon says "Ben is going home tonight".  Ben whips out his idol and says "BOOOOOOOOOM".  

Chrissy is all, that's disrespectful going BOOOOM when it really doesn't change things that much.  

Ben is all over himself.  He asks Ashley and Devon, "wanna go back to camp with me?  Vote for Mike".  He's all "AWESOME!!!  I just turned the 5 against themselves.  Mission Accomplished!!!"

Time to vote.....

Mike 1, Ashley 4 and is now the pissed off new member of the jury.

Good luck tonight to those of you (and me) still in this thing!!!  Go Chrissy!!!!!