Let me first up say that I was WRONG about Sandra and Boston Rob because they have been the fresh air in this stale show. Just like the two old dudes in the balcony at the muppets, they provide the humorous moments needed. I say they should always get the catbird seat!!
Day 31 and BANG it's loved ones. Who we got??
Lauren's husband, who is white (not that there's anything wrong with that) and was it me? Much younger than her?
Tommy's girlfriend Nicole who doesn't know she's getting a ring in a few weeks. Seems nice.
Krishma's husband, who we have heard much about and she seemed happy to see him. She tells Jeff that it's the loneliness that can break you out there.
Noura's sister Lana (or as I call her, the pretty one) who calls her sister's insanity "Noura-mal". Her handicap is visual unlike her sister, whose handicap is MENTAL.
Janet's husband John comes in in a pink shirt as a sign that their new grandbaby is gonna be a girl.
Dean's mom Laurie
Dan's 13 year old son, Ryan. And GOD KNOWS what that child is being taught about women..... I hear Harvey Weinstein also had children...
Elaine's girlfriend Tanya who has 2 children.
The challenge is an old one, two survivors are tethered together and have to run out of the water, dig under a sandbar, somewhere along the line until sandbags and then land one on a table. Jeff nicely brings Noura's sister down to the water so she can see what's happening.
Teams:
Dan and Noura (screwed)
Lauren and Karishma (totally screwed)
Tommy and Janet
Dean and Elaine
Janet and Tommy win. They get to pick 2 people and chose Dan and Lauren. Enraging everyone else.
Karishma says it was a moment of clarity that they are the bottom. Says they are gonna join together and put a wrecking ball on someone's game.
At reward, which is food of course. They've stopped doing good works like handing soccer balls out to poor tribal kids. Janet says it is like as shot of energy and Tommy says his job is to get it done now.
Shall we talk strategy? Elaine? Lauren says those 4 at home aren't with them. Noura is "there, bitch" and Dean says that Elaine came back games blazing.
Back on the island they bitch. and Bitch. Noura goes a bit wild complaining. Karishma gets all excited they might mean to include her. Elaine tells her she might be getting a little sidetracked in her insanity.
Dean says it scares him that Lauren has Tommy wrapped around her finger. He says they are split 4-4, so they need another person or the idol.
Everyone goes looking. Karishma tells them it's blue so they're all looking for blue and Noura says she is using her 'reticular activating system". Elaine finds the idol. I personally was jumping for joy. Noura says she always comes through! The game is gonna change today!
Immunity Challenge
Stand on a block on one foot and stabilize a ball over your head. It comes down to Karishma, Dan, Elaine and Lauren and Lauren wins immunity.
Janet suggests they split the vote Karishma 4, Elaine 3. Janet tells Noura. Noura tells Elaine and Karishma. They decide all will go on Tommy. Elaine points out Noura is a fruit loop and she goes into an endless spin trying to do the math that comes up with 4. She says maybe they should do a 3-1 split in case Tommy has an idol. Everyone tries to tell her 1 doesn't get anyone anything. Dean tries to straighten her out and gives up.
Lauren points out to Dan that Dean and Noura are missing. Tommy says that Noura is the wild (and crazy) card. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE MISTAKE.
Tribal
Janet says the loved one moment was awesome
Behind her Dean tells Tommy he's getting 3 votes and everyone scrambles and talks to each other in groups. I wish they would put an end to this bullshit. Noura tells Tommy she needs to talk to him. She them decides to blow it all up and says "Dean, I can't trust you. You, Elaine and Karishma are all on the bottom". I'll NEVER join you.
Elaine points out they were coming after her and splitting the vote.
Noura says she was gonna tell her...
Lauren asks her if she is considering the plan and she says she was.
Karishma says Noura was with them in the plan
Tommy says to Lauren that "she's a friggin liar and it all now makes sense"
Boston Rob correctly points out that Noura is crazy
Everyone sits down. Noura says she didn't instigate it all, DEAN did.
Tommy tells Jeff it's "Teaching Time with Tommy"
Vote. Any idols? Elaine plays hers.
Noura gets 3 and Karishma gets 5. And to quote Sandra, "All that to just vote out Karishma"?????
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