Quick Survivor Update

OK, I have VERY IMPORTANT pottery work to do but I'm taking a few minutes to not disappoint y'all.  

Genie is mad she didn't know about Brad going home.  She pulls the FINE, YOU COOK AND CLEAN FOR YOURSELVES motto that EVERY wife and mother is familiar with.  I'M NOT YOUR MOM.  LOL.  SOOOO RELATE TO THIS.  Shan rubs salt in the wound by telling her SHE was really Brad's #1 AND he had an advantage he never told Genie about.  JD overhears her say that and is like, WAIT A FRIGGIN MINUTE.  Shan says "I didn't tell ya because that was BRAD'S stuff to tell.  

C'MON IN!  (As a side note you would not believe, or maybe you would, how many people on FB and Twitter swear they will never watch the show again because Jeff isn't saying Guys.)  Reward Challenge-I forgot those existed.  There's a ball you have to throw up on a track and then race to the end and catch it, then there's a dig for sandbags I think that you have to land on a perch.  Wanna know?  First winner gets a visit from a "Fiji expert" who will tell you how to catch food and shit, as if there isn't a Piggly Wiggly on Fiji.  Second winners get a fish to share.  

OK, basically Heather who has been totally under the radar absolutely cannot do the first part of the challenge and they have no chance.  She's I think 52 years old and acts 71.  Seriously I'm offended that the show put her on to make us 50 plus women look so bad.  I'm even say the bitch is lying about her age. Green is #1 and Yellow is #2.  Heather is all crying her 71 year old eyes out and everyone is being really  nice to her.  Deshawn and Danny tell her about games they lost and stuff.  Jeff has to get in on it by saying even though she sucked ASS at it she never gave up.  Heather says she let herself down but Danny says she gave 100% of what any 71 year old could give,  Jeff says this is why he keeps coming back (well that and the money)- the moments when people are vulnerable and then get love from their tribe, and THEN get their lazy asses voted off,  Good times!

Evvie now believes Jeff will one day congratulate the yellow tribe for going from the most losing to the most winning tribe in history.  Uhuh.  Tiffany wants to make sure people saw how great she was.  "Once you get the momentum it all starts to go your way".  Then there's this scene with baby turtles and a metaphor about never giving up and JESUS  I wanted to see a hawk swoop down and eat the little guy.

The expert Fiji guy is sadly not wearing fake clothing nor does he have a bone through his nose.  Frankly I think he works in tech.  Anywhoo he shows them how to catch and cook fish so now Ricardo thinks they can live without Mom Genie.  

Erika on Blue feels bad for Heather.  She also feels like she wants to WAKE THE GAME UP and do something RECKLESS.  For god sake they haven't even been to tribal!  She's telling this to Deshawn, frankly I think she wants to get reckless and have a little unprotected Island sex, but she starts bad mouthing Sydney.  Deshawn doesn't want Island sex AND now thinks Erika is snakey.  Deshawn runs to Sydney and tells her what Erika said and Sydney is all impressed that she's seen as the threat of threats.  Syndey is also looking to make A BIG MOVE, but I don't think it's Island sex.  "She hates me 'cause she aint me".  Gag.  Deshawn and Sydney tell Danny and they start talking like they want to throw the challenge and go to tribal.  Danny isn't completely onboard with throwing the challenge because THAT NEVER WORKS OUT RIGHT.

Immunity Challenge-no one ways the 3 way advantage special words and I'm all confused why they are ignoring it this week, other than the fact that NO ONE can keep track of all of these advantages and idols.  

Challenge is to race through the water, collecting 3 heavy bags of logs that will be fed into a log thing, pushing out a key that unlocks rings and HELLO we got ourselves a ring toss challenge!!  

D & D literally try so hard to throw the challenge and they are still too manly.  Yellow is literally crawling.  At one point Deshawn is tying and retying knots on the bags.  Jeff says Blue is acting like they are on a PICNIC.  Naseer steps up and RAMS those logs into the log thing like he does it every day.  Deshawn hopes to catch the key and lose it but Erika finds it.  Deshawn decides he can still throw it at the rings.  And Naseer jumps in again and starts drilling the rings.  I think there are a lot of traveling circuses in Sri Lanka.  Yellow comes from behind with ANOTHER WIN, followed by Blue. Deshawn is disappointed.  

Green to tribal and Shan is all mad about JD not being able to do the ring toss.  Genie says she's thinking about rolling the special dice and makes sure everyone knows it.  JD is in a tough spot and doesn't want her to roll it because he knows he's probably second choice.  JD tells Ricardo that Genie wants to vote him out.  He says he wants to be in an alliance with him and Shan.  Genie tells Shan she wants Ricardo gone.  Shan says she's trying to convince her it's JD but it's really Genie.  Shan decides to act really paranoid to get JD to give her his advantage again.  JD believes she's freaking out and agrees to give it to her.  HEY JD, OZZY WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT.  

Tribal

Genie says she is exhausted and it wasn't a good day for her

JD says tonight seems like a turning point

Ricardo says every vote hurts

Shan says we are all so close now (without laughing).  Says something about them even farting on each other.

JD says it's easier to play from your couch at home because the viewer has info the players don't.

Genie says she was blind sided last tribal, says she thought since they ate the magic reward fish that they would have energy.

Ricardo wonders if the 4 of them are 2 pairs or if it is a 3-1 like is seems

Genie says it's 3-1 and she's the 1. Throws out using the dice again

JD says he respects that but then you could lose our vote and mess up someone else who is willing to work with you. He winks at her and CAN WE STOP A MINUTE AND TALK ABOUT HIS HAIR??

Shan says going home before you have gotten to where you wanted to get would be hard

JD says he would lose the idea of being the big OZZY player .  Says he knows he isn't killing it but he still has boxes to check.

Genie says she will miss everyone and that they have bonded.  

JD says Survivor isn't supposed to be easy.

Time to Vote. 

Genie gets one vote and JD is VOTED OFF.  But don't be sad because YOU KNOW he has returning player written all over him.