Survivor Update 9

On to Day 25. James, having escaped elimination wakes up in a fine singing mood. I wonder if I can hire him to wake me up some morning...

Denise doesn't agree with Courtney who thinks a morning without Jean-Robert is Christmas. Doesn't Denise LOOK like a trans-fat serving lunch lady? I mean, why not wear a mullet if you head is gonna be in a hair net all day.

Denise was yet again kept in the dark about the vote and she ain't happy about it. Could be a crucial moment in the game.Todd continues to have something up his butt. And, surprisingly enough, he doesn't seem to like that. He now hates PG. It's not all hate though, as Courtney and Frosti are clearly in lust. Is it me or do they look like a pair of baboon grooming each other?? Ugh. What happened to the mean girl we used to know?

Reward Challenge: The ancient game of Ha Ke Sac, or bouncing a knitted ball around. Another "schoolyard pick", and the teams are: Courtney, Erik, Frosti and Amanda vs PG, Todd, James and Denise. Basically Erik and Frosti run away with the game, getting their 3 balls in and winning the Lee River Cruise. The 4 of them head off to the cruise, with beautiful scenery all around them. Unfortunately they miss it all since they are grubbing on fried chicken. There was obviously more date-rape Aqua Dots served, as Frosti and Courtney continue to groom each other and Erik and Amanda eye each other up. If this guy is a virgin, it ain't from lack of opportunity.

Back at camp, the fireworks are a blazing. PG storms around blaming James for throwing the challenge, which is pretty amusing. Todd is pissed he's not on the reward challenge. He still has an enormous head. PG storms off and gets her 5 minutes probably built into her Survivor contract to act all R rated (get it?), and we get to see her rolling on her back in the lake. Yawn.
The victors return and have to lie about having American food, instead of that damn chinese shit again.

Immunity Challenge: This is a memory one with a twist. There's food for anyone who doesn't want to participate. And, again, these people clearly have not watched Survivor before since a number of them jump at the food with no regard to how arrogant this is perceived. James, Denise, Todd and Courtney chose to eat burgers and fries. Clearly, Courtney's eating disorder is in remission. They grub on the food like crazy people while Erik, PG, Frosti and Amanda compete in stabbing zodiac symbols with a knife in proper order. Erik goes first, followed by Amanda. PG and Frosti battle it out until PG wins immunity.

The puppet master in the Oliver Twist hat continues to mastermind the game (yea, right), and talks people into voting out Frosti and breaking up the Frosti and Courtney alliance. Best line of the show to date comes following Frosti's departure: " I got beat by the tiny flight attendant, the sassy new york waitress and a lady with a mullet."