Most Disturbing Survivor EVER.

UGH, for the record I just rewatched this episode and it was just as disturbing as the first time around. 

But first, did anyone else catch that Leif sleeps in a box like a coffin??  WTF???

When we last spoke Matt had been voted off.  Tarzan is all happy about that.  Says Bill is next because he's dangerous.  Or because he's black.  You decide. 

The girls are eating snails for breakfast.  The anorexics in the group all think they could live on snails, rice and water for ever.  Jonas and Troyzan come over and Jonas asks if they can borrow their net, promising them half of everything they catch.  That would be a big fat NO.  Troy and Jonas think the girls are nuts. 

Challenge.  Using a slingshot the tribes have to smash tiles on a big board, and get 5 in a row.  Bill sits out.  Why not Leif???  Wanna know what you're playing for?  A choice of: comfort (pillows), protection (tarp) or luxury (donuts and coffee). 

The women smoke the challenge and win a tarp.  Tarzan says it was "pure luck".  Back at camp the men cry about not having enough time to learn the game.  Waaa waaaa.  Bill says the girls are serious competitors.  Bill and Leif talk.  Leif tells Bill that Colton told everyone to vote for him last time.  (cue the dramatic music).

Ok, WHY ARE THE GIRLS NOT LOOKING FOR THEIR IMMUNITY IDOL????????????????????????

Matt tells Colton that Leif is getting too chummy with Bill.  "That little munchkin needs to be sent to OZ.  Bring him to me".  I am hating this little faggot.  And I don't use that term lightly.  He asks Leif if he told Bill about him going to be voted off?  "DO NOT LIE TO ME!!!".  Leif admits to it. "You sold your fate.  You're an annoying umpa lumpa and you picked the wrong side". 

Tree mail:  it's a puzzle.  Right before challenge Alicia gets all pissy with Kat.  What the hell is with Alicia's bathing suit top by the way?  It looks like she bought the top before getting the big tits implanted. 

Challenge. It's some walk across a teeter-totter thing, do 3 puzzles and get 3 keys thing that they have to do in pairs.  Alicia is up first paired with Chelsea.  They suck so friggin bad the men are on the 3rd puzzle when they finish the first after cheating off the boys puzzle. 

Men win immunity in a 'BLOW OUT'.  Jeff asks Alicia about how bad they sucked it and she laughs.  Not a good plan, 

Men: "That's it for the women!"

OK, the women are all talking about who to get rid of.  Chelsea says that was one hard puzzle.  LOL.  Sabarina's mad at Alicia, wants Alicia to go next.  Kim wants Christina. 

But it really doesn't matter because the CRAZY time has just broken out over at the men's tribe.  Bill and Leif try to talk to Colton who is such a DOUCHEBAG that he keeps putting his hands in front of his face and saying "I don't want to talk to  you".  Total avoidance.  "I'm done talking to you.  When I don't like someone I just want them to disappear."  Bill calls Colton a 'stuck up brat". 

Colton "I hate him, I want his head on a platter".  He rants to Troyzan.  He wants to still go to tribal because he's like a friggin 5 year old who wants his way all the time and has no patience.  We should trade with the girls and go to tribal.  Jonas thinks it's stupid but everyone is afraid of the crazy because CRAZY ALWAYS WINS. 

Troyzan tells Tarzan what's going on and Tarzan goes off the deep end too.  WE HAVE A BETRAYAL.  He gathers everyone up and treats Leif like a little kid, yelling at him "what you did was egregious.  The best thing for us is to go to tribal and vote you off".  Jay is like, WHAT THE FUCK??? 

Leif says he's sorry.  Colton just wants Bill gone.  They decide to go to tribal as a way for Leif to prove his loyalty, and what's the heck if we have to expend a black guy in the process. 

Tribal.  The men all walk in and Jeff is totally speechless.   24 seasons, 400 tribals and NEVER has any tribe been this stupid. 

He asks Troyzan what the hell happened??  Troy explains what happened and said 'we all agreed because Leif told Bill".  Leif says "I tried to play with my heart on my sleeve and it was a mistake but Bill and I were friends.  I'm hoping putting my head on the block will prove that I'm worthy". 

Jeff asks why the hell they couldn't wait until the next time they lost immunity?  BECAUSE COLTON IS A RAGING RACIST, JEFF. 

Jay basically says this is insane but everyone was afraid to disagree with the majority.  They all agreed they needed to get rid of the disloyalty before the merge. 

And then, it all goes very badly.  Colton starts on his racist rant.  "I hate Bill.  He's obnoxious.  He's a struggling stand-up comedian, get a real job".  Bill tries to suggest that it's just that they have come from different backgrounds, that it's not racism but that Colton just doesn't like him because he isn't rich. 

Jeff: "Colton, where are you from?"  "I'm from a little town in Alabama with 3000 people.  And, yes I went to private all white schools but I do know African Americans.  They worked for us as maids but really they were like part of the family.  Bill is all poor pitiful me, well I don't associate with people like that in the outside world.  Black people like him always want to live off the kindness of others".  Just fucking say it Colton.  YOU THINK BECAUSE HE'S BLACK HE IS ON WELFARE LIKE ALL OF "THOSE PEOPLE".  God I am so sick of this hatred!!! 

Bill points out that Colton has never had to work a day in his life.  Colton keeps doing the whatever neck roll and I want to bash his round gay head against the nearest fake tribal rock.  "The people I associate with are more educated, not like the pick up truck driving trash that lives in trailers". 

Tarzan says this conversation is going poorly. " Colten has been painted as a spoiled rich kid.  I think we all need to stop talking about race and just ignore the blatant racism that is going on around us".  He's an asshole as well. 

Jeff: You all bring differences to this game.  You either use them to get ahead or it will kill you. 

And then Bill is voted off.  Whatever...neck roll.