It's raining, it's pouring
Angie is whoring
She went to bed and humped his leg
And might get the boot in the morning.
Welcome back!!! Is everyone caught up? Jeff tells us once again that this season has DEADLY ANIMALS AND FEROCIOUS STORMS. And a few ho bags.
Blue has the blues. They are Zaneless. Now Denise will NEVER EVER get the story of the tattoos. Russell has ONCE AGAIN decided to take a step back policy. Angie and Malcolm have been snuggling, which is a nice term for dry humping. Roxy is very very tired from watching them snuggle all night. Malcolm admits when he first saw Angie's giant and fake breasts he was afraid he was gonna get bootie blind. Roxy ain't happy, thinks it's a Booby trap.
Yellow. RC is nervous about the rice getting wet so she sticks her dirty hands into the rice bag to feel it up. She ends up with the idol clue, which she is hiding when Abi sees her. RC shares the clue with her but Abi is all Brazilian Getto on her. Abi tells her she is too close to Mike. RC says, "I think of Mike as my father, and anyway you are close to Pete". Abi tells her "you're my friend but if you screw me over you are dead to me. DEAD TO ME I tell ya". LOL. I'm so glad my BFF Karen Sellman isn't Brazilian.
Red: Jeff is struggling with his knee and the rain. He's a freaking whiner. Next he'll be complaining that this game is ONLY for one million. So they are all sitting in the shelter, in the rain, and they decide to make up a checker board. Jonathan just wants them all to get the hell out of camp so he can find the idol. Finally the kids all go to the cave to get dry and Jonathan goes off hunting. Seriously, try this next week. Close your eyes when he talks and tell me he does not sound exactly like Alan Alda. He's crawling all over the place when someone comes back to get the flint so they can smoke a doobie in the cave, so he tells them he lost a lens and is looking for his glasses. Question: do some of these people wear contacts?? And how unsterile is that???
Finally Jonathan goes back to the rice box, peels the emblem off of the top and finds it is actually the idol. He's thrilled.
Blue: Malcolm and Survivor Barbie are still snuggling and Roxy is still pissed. She tells Russell she wants her out. She then talks to Denise about it. Denise, who is in an alliance with Malcolm, is a little concerned that the tits will win out in the end. Malcolm suddenly feels a weird vibe in the camp.
It's raining on the Yellow tribe too. Blair has a breakdown. She's apparently shy and has had to rely on herself since she was 12 years old and went to LA for the Mickey Mouse Club. Seriously, that mouse club is responsible for half of the drug addicts in LA. Blair walks off to cry and all those mean people talk trash about her looking for the idol. I'm rooting for Blair, totally.
Blue and wet. Roxy is having her meltdown. Just sitting there doing nothing. "I thought being a good christian God would never let me get wet or cold". Finally the sun comes out and she goes into her praying thing. Denise isn't into prayer apparently. "Is she speaking in tongues or what???" Yea, kind of an uncomfortable moment. Russell and Denise are worried because she is weak.
Challenge time. 2 people pull an apparently really heavy sled, load it up with puzzle pieces, drag it back 3 times. One person is a caller and the other 2 do the 3 puzzles. Wanna know what you're playing for?? Tarps and blankets for the first tribe, a tarp for the second.
Russell asks Angie if she could run the sled thing twice. She says no. Roxy also says no because "I haven't had enough to drink". Of course these 2 women can also not do puzzles so he has to use them in the sled. And they suck it.
After the second trip for pieces, Angie is just laying on the ground while everyone else works on the puzzle. Lisa is a really good puzzler and does the calling. Yellow comes in first!! Yeah Blair!!!. and it's down to the wire but Red comes in second. The blue team loses again and Russell freaks out, throws a puzzle piece and yells "I'm PISSED OFF. Either go hard or go home. These folks have to get their heads out of their butts".
Back at camp he's still mad at both Angie and Roxy for saying they couldn't do it before they even tried. But, he relies on Roxy for information. Roxy goes all "gangster" on Russell about getting rid of Angie. "She's Miss America all damn day long". Personally I agree with her. Malcolm and Angie watch her to gangster.
Russell talks to the voice of reason, Denise. "Angie isn't as innocent as she appears". Denise is in the middle between the Russell/Roxy side and the Malcolm/Angie side, even though she has an alliance with Malcolm. I'm hoping she takes him aside and tells him to stop thinking with his little Malcolm.
Tribal:
Denise: Was Russell accusatory at the challenge? Yes but I get it.
Roxy: What would you change about the tribe so far? These people work to damn much. Put too much energy into taking care of stuff.
Denise-We need to work to be strong for the challenges
Angie: what would you change? We could have cookies!
BLAAAAMMMM Jeff's head explodes. WTF???
Malcolm: Um , cookies would be nice...
Jeff: Really??? In a game for a million dollars???
Russell-Jeff, she has wonderful tits but this whole thing is new to her.
Roxy: There are friendships and somethin' somethins' going on between Angie and Malcolm.
Malcolm: WASSUP Jeff? You know you are a playa as well. We sleep together but we're just friends. She's like a sister to me.
Roxy: well that's CREEPY. She's been a booby trap from the start.
Russell: whenever 2 people have a tight friendship it's dangerous.
Angie: Well, Roxy can have her opinion.
Jeff: WAKE THE FUCK UP, TITS!!
Roxy: Even if there is only a small chance, it's dangerous.
Time to vote......and ROXY is out on her ass.
Angie is whoring
She went to bed and humped his leg
And might get the boot in the morning.
Welcome back!!! Is everyone caught up? Jeff tells us once again that this season has DEADLY ANIMALS AND FEROCIOUS STORMS. And a few ho bags.
Blue has the blues. They are Zaneless. Now Denise will NEVER EVER get the story of the tattoos. Russell has ONCE AGAIN decided to take a step back policy. Angie and Malcolm have been snuggling, which is a nice term for dry humping. Roxy is very very tired from watching them snuggle all night. Malcolm admits when he first saw Angie's giant and fake breasts he was afraid he was gonna get bootie blind. Roxy ain't happy, thinks it's a Booby trap.
Yellow. RC is nervous about the rice getting wet so she sticks her dirty hands into the rice bag to feel it up. She ends up with the idol clue, which she is hiding when Abi sees her. RC shares the clue with her but Abi is all Brazilian Getto on her. Abi tells her she is too close to Mike. RC says, "I think of Mike as my father, and anyway you are close to Pete". Abi tells her "you're my friend but if you screw me over you are dead to me. DEAD TO ME I tell ya". LOL. I'm so glad my BFF Karen Sellman isn't Brazilian.
Red: Jeff is struggling with his knee and the rain. He's a freaking whiner. Next he'll be complaining that this game is ONLY for one million. So they are all sitting in the shelter, in the rain, and they decide to make up a checker board. Jonathan just wants them all to get the hell out of camp so he can find the idol. Finally the kids all go to the cave to get dry and Jonathan goes off hunting. Seriously, try this next week. Close your eyes when he talks and tell me he does not sound exactly like Alan Alda. He's crawling all over the place when someone comes back to get the flint so they can smoke a doobie in the cave, so he tells them he lost a lens and is looking for his glasses. Question: do some of these people wear contacts?? And how unsterile is that???
Finally Jonathan goes back to the rice box, peels the emblem off of the top and finds it is actually the idol. He's thrilled.
Blue: Malcolm and Survivor Barbie are still snuggling and Roxy is still pissed. She tells Russell she wants her out. She then talks to Denise about it. Denise, who is in an alliance with Malcolm, is a little concerned that the tits will win out in the end. Malcolm suddenly feels a weird vibe in the camp.
It's raining on the Yellow tribe too. Blair has a breakdown. She's apparently shy and has had to rely on herself since she was 12 years old and went to LA for the Mickey Mouse Club. Seriously, that mouse club is responsible for half of the drug addicts in LA. Blair walks off to cry and all those mean people talk trash about her looking for the idol. I'm rooting for Blair, totally.
Blue and wet. Roxy is having her meltdown. Just sitting there doing nothing. "I thought being a good christian God would never let me get wet or cold". Finally the sun comes out and she goes into her praying thing. Denise isn't into prayer apparently. "Is she speaking in tongues or what???" Yea, kind of an uncomfortable moment. Russell and Denise are worried because she is weak.
Challenge time. 2 people pull an apparently really heavy sled, load it up with puzzle pieces, drag it back 3 times. One person is a caller and the other 2 do the 3 puzzles. Wanna know what you're playing for?? Tarps and blankets for the first tribe, a tarp for the second.
Russell asks Angie if she could run the sled thing twice. She says no. Roxy also says no because "I haven't had enough to drink". Of course these 2 women can also not do puzzles so he has to use them in the sled. And they suck it.
After the second trip for pieces, Angie is just laying on the ground while everyone else works on the puzzle. Lisa is a really good puzzler and does the calling. Yellow comes in first!! Yeah Blair!!!. and it's down to the wire but Red comes in second. The blue team loses again and Russell freaks out, throws a puzzle piece and yells "I'm PISSED OFF. Either go hard or go home. These folks have to get their heads out of their butts".
Back at camp he's still mad at both Angie and Roxy for saying they couldn't do it before they even tried. But, he relies on Roxy for information. Roxy goes all "gangster" on Russell about getting rid of Angie. "She's Miss America all damn day long". Personally I agree with her. Malcolm and Angie watch her to gangster.
Russell talks to the voice of reason, Denise. "Angie isn't as innocent as she appears". Denise is in the middle between the Russell/Roxy side and the Malcolm/Angie side, even though she has an alliance with Malcolm. I'm hoping she takes him aside and tells him to stop thinking with his little Malcolm.
Tribal:
Denise: Was Russell accusatory at the challenge? Yes but I get it.
Roxy: What would you change about the tribe so far? These people work to damn much. Put too much energy into taking care of stuff.
Denise-We need to work to be strong for the challenges
Angie: what would you change? We could have cookies!
BLAAAAMMMM Jeff's head explodes. WTF???
Malcolm: Um , cookies would be nice...
Jeff: Really??? In a game for a million dollars???
Russell-Jeff, she has wonderful tits but this whole thing is new to her.
Roxy: There are friendships and somethin' somethins' going on between Angie and Malcolm.
Malcolm: WASSUP Jeff? You know you are a playa as well. We sleep together but we're just friends. She's like a sister to me.
Roxy: well that's CREEPY. She's been a booby trap from the start.
Russell: whenever 2 people have a tight friendship it's dangerous.
Angie: Well, Roxy can have her opinion.
Jeff: WAKE THE FUCK UP, TITS!!
Roxy: Even if there is only a small chance, it's dangerous.
Time to vote......and ROXY is out on her ass.
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