Hello, and Happy Survivor Day! Hope you have all sobered up from your St. Paddies Day celebrations. And by all I mean Matt. LOL.
Another fine episode of BBB last week. After Brice flew off like a gay butterfly Morgan is mad at Jeremiah for turning against her. She asks J why he voted for Brice in public, and he explains he had to stay with his original alliance. He's pissed she made him admit that, and by pissed I mean mildly confusingly not very bright annoyed. Morgan tries to stir the pot by telling Alexis that Jeremiah originally was pushing for her because he wants to take over the tribe from LJ. LJ hears this and perks up his little beautiful ears. Alexis is now not trusting Jeremiah.
Treemail. Something about "seeing" and everyone gets that it's the blindfolded challenge. Because as we all know, THERE ARE NO NEW CHALLENGES TO BE INVENTED. The "Brains" tribe walks around practicing.
Challenge: it's the caller leading blindfolded people through an obstacle course made up mainly of groin height boxes and barrels, with the added twist of the need to hoist the 5 recovered items up to the caller. It's for reward only. Chickens for the winners and a dozen eggs for the second tribe.
It's a ball buster, basically. Poor LJ gets hit in the privates so many times he's about to lose his logo "Hung like a Horse Trainer". The brain tribe is surprisingly doing well, basically because Jtia is kept to she sidelines and only gets to help hoist. Beauty as usual kicks ass and ends up in first. It looks like an easy win for Brains but they allow Brawn to come from behind in what Jeff calls AN UNBELIEVABLE AND UNPRECEDENTED RECOVERY. Because the Brains have to rely on Jtia to hoist the flag, and she basically isn't able to lay a flag on a big giant wooden raft, the Brawn team wins the dozen eggs. Spencer is furious.
The beauty team arrive at camp with their 3 hens and a rooster. Jeremiah finds the idol clue and reads it out loud, annoying LJ. LJ has the idol but thinks it would have become a community property idol had they all found it. I'm not even sure if anyone went looking for it! The beauty tribe live up to their stupid stereotypes by trying to figure out how the eggs keep coming from the hens. Do you need the rooster? Do they need to have sex? Are eggs asexual? LJ solves the problem by pointing out that since dinosaurs also had eggs, the egg came before the chicken. Jeremiah twists the head off the chicken, pretending to be a farm boy. He's actually just a male model and none of them can figure out if they killed a hen or a rooster.
Sarah is still obsessed with the Cliff/Lindsey story Tony told her. She wants Cliff gone, to the point of talking to Woo about it. Woo and she agree that he doesn't need the money, and decide it's their time for some bling. Woo, although a good buddy of Cliff, is willing to affiliate himself with the majority. Tony sees them talking and has a little panic attack. He approaches Sarah who tells him Woo is with them. So, basically it's 4 against 2 in their eyes.
Treemail: Sink or Swim. They all think it has something to do with basketball. Sarah wants to throw the challenge to get rid of Cliff. She talks to Malnutrish, who's all whatever. Woo isn't really into it but he has no principles apparently.
Challenge: floating platforms, swim down and untie 5 buoys, and then sink 5 shots in the basketball thingy.
Sarah spends a lot of time in the water "trying" to untie one of the buoys, and she "can't get it". Swims back. Malnutrish has the same problem. They both lose a lot of time. But unfortunately for their plans, the Brains team really is that bad. Jtia, surprisingly, can't get the easy buoy. Neither can Kass. Or Tasha. Basically Spencer has to get all of the buoys, totally ignoring the girls.
Beauty is already shooting basketballs. Still drama and slowness on the Brawn tribe. Woo kicks it up and gets a buoy, as does Cliff. It's a shootout between Spencer and Cliff, yet Jtia and Kass can't return the balls to Spencer very fast. Jtia even accidentally kicks it outside of the "court" area. It's a disaster. Cliff makes the 5 baskets and Brawn wins immunity. Sarah points out that even TRYING to throw the game Brains suck too badly.
Spencer feels gypped. "The girls are in the power position but all they do is run the tribe into the ground". It's obviously between Spencer and Jtia. Kass and Tasha talk. "What is the logic of getting rid of Spencer??" They both agree there is none, but they decide not to tell Spencer he is safe for fear Jtia will get nervous and lose her shit again. They talk to Jtia to blow smoke up her ass and she's all LOYALTY. Tasha starts to waver. Hmmmmmm, maybe a crazy ass black woman with loyalty and nothing else really is better???
Kass doesn't really give a shit. "Just make a decision and stick to it".
Tribal
Jtia: I did my best today, but swimmin' isn't really my thang.
Tasha: Not sure what her thing is, she is always weak
Jtia: I'm only weak in challenges but I got that whole outplay and outwit thing going for me
Jeff: You kinda forgot the whole OUTLAST part there.... If you keep losing, none of you will be left.
Tasha: blahblahblah strength or loyalty
Kass: the rice thing was an emotional response. I've been there, Jtia just makes bad decisions
Spencer: the rice thing doesn't bode well. Unpredictability is dangerous. I'm with them.
At this point Jeff points out that neither Kass or Tasha are listening, instead they are having a conversation about which way to vote.
Spencer: It's crazy and it's scary
Kass: as someone sitting on the couch I'd be loving this. Who knows which is the stupid move?? UM PRETTY MUCH ALL OF US WATCHING KNOW KEEPING JTIA IS A STUPID MOVE.
Spencer: I'm loyal and I want to win challenges.
Time to vote..... aaaaaand, leaving tonight is Jtia. Now, I'm wondering if she left Survivor on that mysterious missing plane because some terrorist organization totally wants an insane rice burning woman with a background in nuclear engineering.....has CNN thought of THAT angle yet???
Another fine episode of BBB last week. After Brice flew off like a gay butterfly Morgan is mad at Jeremiah for turning against her. She asks J why he voted for Brice in public, and he explains he had to stay with his original alliance. He's pissed she made him admit that, and by pissed I mean mildly confusingly not very bright annoyed. Morgan tries to stir the pot by telling Alexis that Jeremiah originally was pushing for her because he wants to take over the tribe from LJ. LJ hears this and perks up his little beautiful ears. Alexis is now not trusting Jeremiah.
Treemail. Something about "seeing" and everyone gets that it's the blindfolded challenge. Because as we all know, THERE ARE NO NEW CHALLENGES TO BE INVENTED. The "Brains" tribe walks around practicing.
Challenge: it's the caller leading blindfolded people through an obstacle course made up mainly of groin height boxes and barrels, with the added twist of the need to hoist the 5 recovered items up to the caller. It's for reward only. Chickens for the winners and a dozen eggs for the second tribe.
It's a ball buster, basically. Poor LJ gets hit in the privates so many times he's about to lose his logo "Hung like a Horse Trainer". The brain tribe is surprisingly doing well, basically because Jtia is kept to she sidelines and only gets to help hoist. Beauty as usual kicks ass and ends up in first. It looks like an easy win for Brains but they allow Brawn to come from behind in what Jeff calls AN UNBELIEVABLE AND UNPRECEDENTED RECOVERY. Because the Brains have to rely on Jtia to hoist the flag, and she basically isn't able to lay a flag on a big giant wooden raft, the Brawn team wins the dozen eggs. Spencer is furious.
The beauty team arrive at camp with their 3 hens and a rooster. Jeremiah finds the idol clue and reads it out loud, annoying LJ. LJ has the idol but thinks it would have become a community property idol had they all found it. I'm not even sure if anyone went looking for it! The beauty tribe live up to their stupid stereotypes by trying to figure out how the eggs keep coming from the hens. Do you need the rooster? Do they need to have sex? Are eggs asexual? LJ solves the problem by pointing out that since dinosaurs also had eggs, the egg came before the chicken. Jeremiah twists the head off the chicken, pretending to be a farm boy. He's actually just a male model and none of them can figure out if they killed a hen or a rooster.
Sarah is still obsessed with the Cliff/Lindsey story Tony told her. She wants Cliff gone, to the point of talking to Woo about it. Woo and she agree that he doesn't need the money, and decide it's their time for some bling. Woo, although a good buddy of Cliff, is willing to affiliate himself with the majority. Tony sees them talking and has a little panic attack. He approaches Sarah who tells him Woo is with them. So, basically it's 4 against 2 in their eyes.
Treemail: Sink or Swim. They all think it has something to do with basketball. Sarah wants to throw the challenge to get rid of Cliff. She talks to Malnutrish, who's all whatever. Woo isn't really into it but he has no principles apparently.
Challenge: floating platforms, swim down and untie 5 buoys, and then sink 5 shots in the basketball thingy.
Sarah spends a lot of time in the water "trying" to untie one of the buoys, and she "can't get it". Swims back. Malnutrish has the same problem. They both lose a lot of time. But unfortunately for their plans, the Brains team really is that bad. Jtia, surprisingly, can't get the easy buoy. Neither can Kass. Or Tasha. Basically Spencer has to get all of the buoys, totally ignoring the girls.
Beauty is already shooting basketballs. Still drama and slowness on the Brawn tribe. Woo kicks it up and gets a buoy, as does Cliff. It's a shootout between Spencer and Cliff, yet Jtia and Kass can't return the balls to Spencer very fast. Jtia even accidentally kicks it outside of the "court" area. It's a disaster. Cliff makes the 5 baskets and Brawn wins immunity. Sarah points out that even TRYING to throw the game Brains suck too badly.
Spencer feels gypped. "The girls are in the power position but all they do is run the tribe into the ground". It's obviously between Spencer and Jtia. Kass and Tasha talk. "What is the logic of getting rid of Spencer??" They both agree there is none, but they decide not to tell Spencer he is safe for fear Jtia will get nervous and lose her shit again. They talk to Jtia to blow smoke up her ass and she's all LOYALTY. Tasha starts to waver. Hmmmmmm, maybe a crazy ass black woman with loyalty and nothing else really is better???
Kass doesn't really give a shit. "Just make a decision and stick to it".
Tribal
Jtia: I did my best today, but swimmin' isn't really my thang.
Tasha: Not sure what her thing is, she is always weak
Jtia: I'm only weak in challenges but I got that whole outplay and outwit thing going for me
Jeff: You kinda forgot the whole OUTLAST part there.... If you keep losing, none of you will be left.
Tasha: blahblahblah strength or loyalty
Kass: the rice thing was an emotional response. I've been there, Jtia just makes bad decisions
Spencer: the rice thing doesn't bode well. Unpredictability is dangerous. I'm with them.
At this point Jeff points out that neither Kass or Tasha are listening, instead they are having a conversation about which way to vote.
Spencer: It's crazy and it's scary
Kass: as someone sitting on the couch I'd be loving this. Who knows which is the stupid move?? UM PRETTY MUCH ALL OF US WATCHING KNOW KEEPING JTIA IS A STUPID MOVE.
Spencer: I'm loyal and I want to win challenges.
Time to vote..... aaaaaand, leaving tonight is Jtia. Now, I'm wondering if she left Survivor on that mysterious missing plane because some terrorist organization totally wants an insane rice burning woman with a background in nuclear engineering.....has CNN thought of THAT angle yet???
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