Welcome to this
week's Survivor update! Thank you for letting me skip last week, since
you all know I spend Holy Week in church. All week. Every day. 8
hours. In prayer. For your gambling sins.
So, now onto the recap. Ok, so during Holy Week's episode the new alliance with Kass were all 'woohoo we're strong 6'. Yet everyone scrambled to find the idol. Spencer found the regular one but not the SPECIAL SUPER POWER one. God, I hope it doesn't come with xray vision. At tribal, Tony got 4 votes, and Morgan got 6 making her the next person on the jury.
Tony says he almost pooped his pants when he saw his name, so he confronts Spencer as to why he was targeted. Really? You're that clueless?? He says Morgan wasn't worthy of winning and wants to know why he was a threat?? He rants to Tasha and Spencer, who tell him "we'd have gladly voted for Morgan with you if you had asked". Tony says, "well I didn't need you then". He admits that even with 3 sitting ducks it isn't easy.
LJ and Trish talk about what a freaking whack job Tony is when he's pissed. He is in scramble mode, which is never good. Trish correctly diagnoses him with paranoia and OCD.
Tony is afraid of LJ now. Says (in one of his MANY MANY close-ups this episode) that LJ is sharp. I want him to die but I need him to make a mistake. He talks to LJ and basically corners him to say "if Woo has an idol he has to get blindsided". That's all Tony needs to run off half cracked to say that LJ has targeted Woo, and to get everyone against LJ.
Reward Challenge: It's for a spa trip plus lunch of chicken wraps and egg rolls. I guess they've totally given respecting the local culture these days.
Tony knows strategizing gets done on this break away trips so he is hell bent to win. It's a throw a rope through a loop to open a box of sandbags, which have to be thrown/worked down a net tunnel, and then bounced into baskets. It's a fun challenge and I think I will set it up in my back yard the next time I have a bunch of 4 year olds over.
Tony is in a group with Spencer and Jeremiah. Bottom line, they nail it with an easy win.
At camp, LJ and Trish discuss how crazy Tony is. LJ tells Trish that Tony is paranoid and wants Woo off. They both decide they need to "put out Tony's fire".
On the reward, we never actually see if Tony gets a shower but I certainly hope so because even without smell-a-vision he stinks. Spencer sees a chance to life one more day and he asks Tony if he wants to talk a little strategy. Jeremiah asks Tony if he's comfortable in the game, and he says no. He tells them that when the time comes he will approach them. Spencer asks if that will be before or after they are gone. Spencer and Jeremiah tell Tony they're ready. "I need you guys to help me stay...I have your back". Jeremiah says they have no choice but to believe him.
Tasha admits that it's a 3 vs 6 person game and she's probably done. She approaches LJ to see if he'd talk to her. Asks him to meet her at the water but he doesn't show up. LJ: "Tony is a flaming ball of anxiety" and is watching everyone like a hawk. Tasha knows that Tony is running the show.
Immunity Challenge. It's one of those 'you're so hungry let's fuck with your memory" challenges. Remember sequences of colored tiles. Tasha wins immunity!!!
LJ: I say we split the vote in case Spencer or Jeremiah has the idol.
Tony still thinks Woo might have an idol. He decides to pin it all on Woo, He tells Woo that LJ is shady and wants to blindside him. Woo totally buys it 100%, further proving to me that Woo really isn't as smart as I thought he would be.
Tony tells Spencer that Woo wants LJ out. You are safe, just don't vote for me. Spencer says it's like a BIG CHRISTMAS present. Considers if it's a lie or not, but tells Jeremiah.
Tony talks to Trish. She's trying to calm him down but says LJ says you want to get rid of Woo?? No, LJ is the one who wants Woo. I'm not proposing anything like that. LJ is the problem, he's sneaky. He tells her it's him, her and Woo as final 3. Totally works her over to be against LJ. Trish talks to Kass, who thinks it's totally crazy to make a blindside then. Tony says he has to decide whether it's time to kick ass or kiss ass.
Tribal.
Jeremiah admits the 3 are in trouble as there is a strong 6 alliance.
Kass is asked if she gives a shit about the 3. It's a game, Jeff. There are lots of moves yet to come and it's gonna get dirty.
Tony: It's confusion out there! That's why I brought my bag of tricks that make me more confident. He holds up his bag hinting he has an idol.
Jeff asks, "if it's a strong 6 why be nervous?"
Tasha: There may be fractures
LJ says she's just HOPING there are fractures. Says he was approached but there's no need. Loyalty is huge in this game.
Jeff asks Tony what he does for a living and he says "construction". Sarah's head whips around on the jury. He says loyalty is important in his work because of people stealing tools...or something.
Kass says that loyalty is fine at home but she checked that at the door.
Woo says the 6 are strong but there will be a time for moves.
Spencer: I don't know who's on the bottom of the 6 but if you think that 6 is strong, it might be you.....
Time to vote. No idol is played. Jeremiah gets 3 votes, Spencer 1 and LJ is blindsided with the help of Tony and Woo.
Bang. Lots of happy faces on the jury!
So, now onto the recap. Ok, so during Holy Week's episode the new alliance with Kass were all 'woohoo we're strong 6'. Yet everyone scrambled to find the idol. Spencer found the regular one but not the SPECIAL SUPER POWER one. God, I hope it doesn't come with xray vision. At tribal, Tony got 4 votes, and Morgan got 6 making her the next person on the jury.
Tony says he almost pooped his pants when he saw his name, so he confronts Spencer as to why he was targeted. Really? You're that clueless?? He says Morgan wasn't worthy of winning and wants to know why he was a threat?? He rants to Tasha and Spencer, who tell him "we'd have gladly voted for Morgan with you if you had asked". Tony says, "well I didn't need you then". He admits that even with 3 sitting ducks it isn't easy.
LJ and Trish talk about what a freaking whack job Tony is when he's pissed. He is in scramble mode, which is never good. Trish correctly diagnoses him with paranoia and OCD.
Tony is afraid of LJ now. Says (in one of his MANY MANY close-ups this episode) that LJ is sharp. I want him to die but I need him to make a mistake. He talks to LJ and basically corners him to say "if Woo has an idol he has to get blindsided". That's all Tony needs to run off half cracked to say that LJ has targeted Woo, and to get everyone against LJ.
Reward Challenge: It's for a spa trip plus lunch of chicken wraps and egg rolls. I guess they've totally given respecting the local culture these days.
Tony knows strategizing gets done on this break away trips so he is hell bent to win. It's a throw a rope through a loop to open a box of sandbags, which have to be thrown/worked down a net tunnel, and then bounced into baskets. It's a fun challenge and I think I will set it up in my back yard the next time I have a bunch of 4 year olds over.
Tony is in a group with Spencer and Jeremiah. Bottom line, they nail it with an easy win.
At camp, LJ and Trish discuss how crazy Tony is. LJ tells Trish that Tony is paranoid and wants Woo off. They both decide they need to "put out Tony's fire".
On the reward, we never actually see if Tony gets a shower but I certainly hope so because even without smell-a-vision he stinks. Spencer sees a chance to life one more day and he asks Tony if he wants to talk a little strategy. Jeremiah asks Tony if he's comfortable in the game, and he says no. He tells them that when the time comes he will approach them. Spencer asks if that will be before or after they are gone. Spencer and Jeremiah tell Tony they're ready. "I need you guys to help me stay...I have your back". Jeremiah says they have no choice but to believe him.
Tasha admits that it's a 3 vs 6 person game and she's probably done. She approaches LJ to see if he'd talk to her. Asks him to meet her at the water but he doesn't show up. LJ: "Tony is a flaming ball of anxiety" and is watching everyone like a hawk. Tasha knows that Tony is running the show.
Immunity Challenge. It's one of those 'you're so hungry let's fuck with your memory" challenges. Remember sequences of colored tiles. Tasha wins immunity!!!
LJ: I say we split the vote in case Spencer or Jeremiah has the idol.
Tony still thinks Woo might have an idol. He decides to pin it all on Woo, He tells Woo that LJ is shady and wants to blindside him. Woo totally buys it 100%, further proving to me that Woo really isn't as smart as I thought he would be.
Tony tells Spencer that Woo wants LJ out. You are safe, just don't vote for me. Spencer says it's like a BIG CHRISTMAS present. Considers if it's a lie or not, but tells Jeremiah.
Tony talks to Trish. She's trying to calm him down but says LJ says you want to get rid of Woo?? No, LJ is the one who wants Woo. I'm not proposing anything like that. LJ is the problem, he's sneaky. He tells her it's him, her and Woo as final 3. Totally works her over to be against LJ. Trish talks to Kass, who thinks it's totally crazy to make a blindside then. Tony says he has to decide whether it's time to kick ass or kiss ass.
Tribal.
Jeremiah admits the 3 are in trouble as there is a strong 6 alliance.
Kass is asked if she gives a shit about the 3. It's a game, Jeff. There are lots of moves yet to come and it's gonna get dirty.
Tony: It's confusion out there! That's why I brought my bag of tricks that make me more confident. He holds up his bag hinting he has an idol.
Jeff asks, "if it's a strong 6 why be nervous?"
Tasha: There may be fractures
LJ says she's just HOPING there are fractures. Says he was approached but there's no need. Loyalty is huge in this game.
Jeff asks Tony what he does for a living and he says "construction". Sarah's head whips around on the jury. He says loyalty is important in his work because of people stealing tools...or something.
Kass says that loyalty is fine at home but she checked that at the door.
Woo says the 6 are strong but there will be a time for moves.
Spencer: I don't know who's on the bottom of the 6 but if you think that 6 is strong, it might be you.....
Time to vote. No idol is played. Jeremiah gets 3 votes, Spencer 1 and LJ is blindsided with the help of Tony and Woo.
Bang. Lots of happy faces on the jury!
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