Good afternoon
and welcome to today's VERY RAINY update. I am putting off my rainy day
nap to get this out to y'all so I better get a "wow was that freaking
awesome".
The question has to be asked. Can Tony be stopped? I'm not sure anyone is even trying. In an interview LJ said it was almost impossible to play against someone as irrational as Tony. I totally get that. And I just want to scream: THIS MAN CARRIES A GUN TO HIS DAY JOB????? Trish seems at least to be able to manage him, but I think we're starting to get to the point that taking him to the finale because you think he's so hated isn't a good idea.
Ok, the update. Last tribal, Woo and Tony flipped to get out LJ, Jethra (or is it Jefra? I don't think I've ever typed her name this whole season) is mad. Why didn't you tell us? Tony gives her some song and dance about "You and Trish wouldn't have gone along and it would have gotten nasty". Was it a 1 vote alliance? Yes. Kass and Jefra realize that they're really the bottom of the 6 alliance.
Spencer totally wants to make a move against Tony. Tony realizes he's probably in trouble, so in typical MANIC, FAST TALKING Tony mode, he thinks "what I need is a cloak of invisibility.....so let me make up a SPY SHACK. " It's more like a spy bush near the water well, where he sits and listens to conversations. I'm guessing no one notices that there is a camera trained on a freaking bush.
And just like that, Jefra and Trish walk up and talk about the alliance. Trish convinces Jefra that there is still an alliance. She thinks Tony is an award winning actor (Tony only hears the award winning part...) She's OK with LJ going but not with the fact that Tony lied to her face. Helllloooooooo!!!!!!!!! Where has this twit been all season???
And, just like that Tony doesn't trust Jefra.
Challenge: 2 teams row out and collect paddles with letters on them, and then they solve a word puzzle. Hey, is one of the words LAME?? Wanna know what you're playing for? A trip to Crystal Cave (I still have my pencil from the 3rd grade trip) and a BBQ lunch. Wow! BBQ! Chicken, ribs and potato salad! Authentic native food again! Seriously, why not just start holding Survivor in the swamps of Louisiana? I mean, they don't even TRY to pretend with the Rent-a-Native services anymore.
So, yea it's a lame challenge. I don't even watch the challenges anymore. It comes down to the letters. Tony is of course watching what the other side is doing (HELLO, PROBST, HOW ABOUT A FRIGGIN SCREEN ON THESE PUZZLE CHALLENGES??) It's Woo and Kass working against Tasha and Spencer. It's "worth playing for", and Tasha, Spencer, Jeremiah and Jefra win the challenge. Tony and the others are freaked out about Jefra, who is already not trustable, spending time with these 3. Kass says, Meh, I'm OK with just a 5 person alliance, basically because that bumps her up one.
Everyone's sitting down and Trish is out getting water and stuff. "Oh, are we strategizing?? I just found limes and papayas that the producers wired to trees". Tony is annoyed that she isn't that worried about Jefra. Trish takes Woo with her to get the fruit and Tony goes off to find the special idol. And in one of the WORST promo'd pieces ever, we see Woo FALL OUT OF A TREE! And I SWEAR to GOD the promo had him falling out MUCH HIGHER THAN HE REALLY DID. So, he falls and it's like OMG IS THIS A GAME CHANGER???? Nope. Just fell on his ass.
Ok. I'm Ok. The caves are EPIC. And the food is FABULOUS! Jefra, how many riblets do you want? "I'll have 2...don't want to get too full". They're working on her. She's "confused because I wasn't told about LJ" She thinks Tony has to go. The native guide in the native dress- black pants and an izod shirt, returns. I mean c'mon, you can't even throw me a headdress make of bones or something?? A POLO shirt???? FFS. He hands then the added bonus. LETTERS FROM HOME! It's a cry fest. Jefra's mom has really neat handwriting, although she didn't ever learn cursive writing apparently. She tells Jefra "don't let your kind heart be your downfall. Don't be afraid to lie..." OOOOOH, WILL THIS BE A GAME CHANGER???? She thinks it's a sign from the producer Gods that she should jump ship. She shakes everyone's hand and they proclaim WE'RE FINAL 4!!
Immunity is up for GRABS Challenge.
Stand on a beam, balance a ball on a pedestal, and with time more down the beam. The challenge starts and wow, WHAT A FRICKEN COINCIDENCE, ANOTHER BIG WIND COMES UP. Jeff says, "A lot of balls are moving". Talkin' about your swinging set big man? First round it's Jefra, Trish, Tony and Kass out. Second round, Jeremiah. It comes down to Woo, Tasha and Spencer. Tasha wins immunity once again.
Jefra talks to Trish. I'm totally not feeling safe. Kass joins in. Jefra says "I'm over his lies, he's on my nerves" .
Jefra tells her " Nobody likes him, that's why we're keeping him. To go up against him in the end". And just like that, Tony finds the fucking special idol. And, frankly, it's a GAME KILLER. Seriously, the special powers allows the finder to use immunity AFTER THE VOTES ARE READ. So there's NO CHANCE of Tony going home as long as he has it. He's SUPER TONY!! It'll be interesting if he ever uses it because if it were my season, I'd basically walk off and say, THAT IS BULLSHIT.
Tony walks up while they're in the water bitching about him. Trish tells him "we need to trust you tony". WHOOOO NEEDS TO TRUST ME??? Trish thinks she's helping him with Jefra by calling him out in front of her. Kass thinks Spencer has the idol. They discuss this for a bit.
Jefra apparently ISN'T GONNA CHANGE THE GAME. She tells Jeremiah, sorry but I'm not voting for you.
Tasha, Spencer and Jeremiah are hanging out. Jeremiah decides to make his big confession. HOLY SHIT HE'S GAY??? Nope. He's a fashion model. LMAO. Didn't see THAT ONE coming, did ya? In exchange for the big reveal, Spencer tells them he has the idol. They decide to target Woo.
Tribal:
Spencer agrees that, yes, Jeff, I'm on the outs. Now I see how you earn the big bucks. He says Jefra went back to her original alliance.
Jefra: My options are better with Tony.
Spencer: It's frustrating because Tony keeps breaking promises
Tony: WHEN DID I BREAK ANY PROMISES???
Um, when you got rid of LJ?That wasn't breaking promises.....
Spencer tells them all that if they're on the jury their votes are going to go with Tony because he's the only one making moves.
Trish: We called him out on lying and he said he's going to stop that crap. SURE TRISH, LIARS ALWAYS SAY THAT!!
Woo says they've been thinking which one has an idol, Jeremiah or Spencer. He think Spencer is a bigger threat in the game.
Spencer points out that it's a social game and everyone likes Jeremiah.
Tony says, it's not going to be him tonight because he's brought his bag of tricks.
Vote.
Any idols? Tony pulls something out of his bag. Spencer pulls his out and debates what to do. GIVE IT TO JEREMIAH YOU DUMB SHIT. He plays it himself.
Tony "See Jeff, the inexperienced LAD was about to give his idol to Jeremy (WHO??) because he thought I was going to use mine. MINE IS A FAKE IDOL.
Jeremiah is the next person to join the jury. I am gonna miss that freaking eye candy!
The question has to be asked. Can Tony be stopped? I'm not sure anyone is even trying. In an interview LJ said it was almost impossible to play against someone as irrational as Tony. I totally get that. And I just want to scream: THIS MAN CARRIES A GUN TO HIS DAY JOB????? Trish seems at least to be able to manage him, but I think we're starting to get to the point that taking him to the finale because you think he's so hated isn't a good idea.
Ok, the update. Last tribal, Woo and Tony flipped to get out LJ, Jethra (or is it Jefra? I don't think I've ever typed her name this whole season) is mad. Why didn't you tell us? Tony gives her some song and dance about "You and Trish wouldn't have gone along and it would have gotten nasty". Was it a 1 vote alliance? Yes. Kass and Jefra realize that they're really the bottom of the 6 alliance.
Spencer totally wants to make a move against Tony. Tony realizes he's probably in trouble, so in typical MANIC, FAST TALKING Tony mode, he thinks "what I need is a cloak of invisibility.....so let me make up a SPY SHACK. " It's more like a spy bush near the water well, where he sits and listens to conversations. I'm guessing no one notices that there is a camera trained on a freaking bush.
And just like that, Jefra and Trish walk up and talk about the alliance. Trish convinces Jefra that there is still an alliance. She thinks Tony is an award winning actor (Tony only hears the award winning part...) She's OK with LJ going but not with the fact that Tony lied to her face. Helllloooooooo!!!!!!!!! Where has this twit been all season???
And, just like that Tony doesn't trust Jefra.
Challenge: 2 teams row out and collect paddles with letters on them, and then they solve a word puzzle. Hey, is one of the words LAME?? Wanna know what you're playing for? A trip to Crystal Cave (I still have my pencil from the 3rd grade trip) and a BBQ lunch. Wow! BBQ! Chicken, ribs and potato salad! Authentic native food again! Seriously, why not just start holding Survivor in the swamps of Louisiana? I mean, they don't even TRY to pretend with the Rent-a-Native services anymore.
So, yea it's a lame challenge. I don't even watch the challenges anymore. It comes down to the letters. Tony is of course watching what the other side is doing (HELLO, PROBST, HOW ABOUT A FRIGGIN SCREEN ON THESE PUZZLE CHALLENGES??) It's Woo and Kass working against Tasha and Spencer. It's "worth playing for", and Tasha, Spencer, Jeremiah and Jefra win the challenge. Tony and the others are freaked out about Jefra, who is already not trustable, spending time with these 3. Kass says, Meh, I'm OK with just a 5 person alliance, basically because that bumps her up one.
Everyone's sitting down and Trish is out getting water and stuff. "Oh, are we strategizing?? I just found limes and papayas that the producers wired to trees". Tony is annoyed that she isn't that worried about Jefra. Trish takes Woo with her to get the fruit and Tony goes off to find the special idol. And in one of the WORST promo'd pieces ever, we see Woo FALL OUT OF A TREE! And I SWEAR to GOD the promo had him falling out MUCH HIGHER THAN HE REALLY DID. So, he falls and it's like OMG IS THIS A GAME CHANGER???? Nope. Just fell on his ass.
Ok. I'm Ok. The caves are EPIC. And the food is FABULOUS! Jefra, how many riblets do you want? "I'll have 2...don't want to get too full". They're working on her. She's "confused because I wasn't told about LJ" She thinks Tony has to go. The native guide in the native dress- black pants and an izod shirt, returns. I mean c'mon, you can't even throw me a headdress make of bones or something?? A POLO shirt???? FFS. He hands then the added bonus. LETTERS FROM HOME! It's a cry fest. Jefra's mom has really neat handwriting, although she didn't ever learn cursive writing apparently. She tells Jefra "don't let your kind heart be your downfall. Don't be afraid to lie..." OOOOOH, WILL THIS BE A GAME CHANGER???? She thinks it's a sign from the producer Gods that she should jump ship. She shakes everyone's hand and they proclaim WE'RE FINAL 4!!
Immunity is up for GRABS Challenge.
Stand on a beam, balance a ball on a pedestal, and with time more down the beam. The challenge starts and wow, WHAT A FRICKEN COINCIDENCE, ANOTHER BIG WIND COMES UP. Jeff says, "A lot of balls are moving". Talkin' about your swinging set big man? First round it's Jefra, Trish, Tony and Kass out. Second round, Jeremiah. It comes down to Woo, Tasha and Spencer. Tasha wins immunity once again.
Jefra talks to Trish. I'm totally not feeling safe. Kass joins in. Jefra says "I'm over his lies, he's on my nerves" .
Jefra tells her " Nobody likes him, that's why we're keeping him. To go up against him in the end". And just like that, Tony finds the fucking special idol. And, frankly, it's a GAME KILLER. Seriously, the special powers allows the finder to use immunity AFTER THE VOTES ARE READ. So there's NO CHANCE of Tony going home as long as he has it. He's SUPER TONY!! It'll be interesting if he ever uses it because if it were my season, I'd basically walk off and say, THAT IS BULLSHIT.
Tony walks up while they're in the water bitching about him. Trish tells him "we need to trust you tony". WHOOOO NEEDS TO TRUST ME??? Trish thinks she's helping him with Jefra by calling him out in front of her. Kass thinks Spencer has the idol. They discuss this for a bit.
Jefra apparently ISN'T GONNA CHANGE THE GAME. She tells Jeremiah, sorry but I'm not voting for you.
Tasha, Spencer and Jeremiah are hanging out. Jeremiah decides to make his big confession. HOLY SHIT HE'S GAY??? Nope. He's a fashion model. LMAO. Didn't see THAT ONE coming, did ya? In exchange for the big reveal, Spencer tells them he has the idol. They decide to target Woo.
Tribal:
Spencer agrees that, yes, Jeff, I'm on the outs. Now I see how you earn the big bucks. He says Jefra went back to her original alliance.
Jefra: My options are better with Tony.
Spencer: It's frustrating because Tony keeps breaking promises
Tony: WHEN DID I BREAK ANY PROMISES???
Um, when you got rid of LJ?That wasn't breaking promises.....
Spencer tells them all that if they're on the jury their votes are going to go with Tony because he's the only one making moves.
Trish: We called him out on lying and he said he's going to stop that crap. SURE TRISH, LIARS ALWAYS SAY THAT!!
Woo says they've been thinking which one has an idol, Jeremiah or Spencer. He think Spencer is a bigger threat in the game.
Spencer points out that it's a social game and everyone likes Jeremiah.
Tony says, it's not going to be him tonight because he's brought his bag of tricks.
Vote.
Any idols? Tony pulls something out of his bag. Spencer pulls his out and debates what to do. GIVE IT TO JEREMIAH YOU DUMB SHIT. He plays it himself.
Tony "See Jeff, the inexperienced LAD was about to give his idol to Jeremy (WHO??) because he thought I was going to use mine. MINE IS A FAKE IDOL.
Jeremiah is the next person to join the jury. I am gonna miss that freaking eye candy!
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