Survivor BEST EVAH Finale

WOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOO!!!!!  Wasn't that the BEST season of Survivor EVAH???  Holy crap, epic, and has there EVER been a more worthy winner than Sarah.  Seriously, they should JUST STOP FILMING the show because NO ONE WILL EVER BE MORE DESERVING as a winner!!!!!

On a totally unrelated note, congrats to Stacy and MOI for winning the pool this season!!!!  

My summary for the last show basically looks like this:

Bang. Immunity Challenge.  Brad wins.  Fuck.

Tribal

Basically EVERYONE plays some kind of idol, and only Cirie is left without one and goes home with loving remarks from Jeff.  

Commercial

BANG.  Immunity Challenge

Brad wins immunity.  Fuckety fuck.

Tribal

Aubry goes home.

Commercial

BANG.  Immunity Challenge.  Jesus, there's no interaction or talking this season!  The good news is we don't have to do the bullshit walk of former torches hall of fame.  

Brad wins immunity.  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET RID OF HIM WHEN YOU HAD THE FLIPPING CHANCE?????

Sarah and Tai are paid by the producers to discuss whether or not to pull a tie and go for fire.  I mean, there has to be some intrigue in this finale.  Ultimately Sarah thinks, what am I nuts to go with fire???  

Tai is voted off.  

Final Tribal with Sarah, Brad, and that other guy.  LOL!  I think Troy gets one question and it's basically, who should win, Brad or Sarah.  

Brad does his attorney thing.  Lots of people shaking heads.  Sarah is basically all, you know I legit beat all of you and the only reason Brad is here is because he's an athlete.  

And TOTALLY SHOCKING TO ME,  the jury votes in the best way possible and SARAH WINS SURVIVOR!!!!!  

WOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Thank you Nancy Dudak, official Accountant to Survivor Industries.  Pay up people, I need the money!  

And thank you all for your comments and amusements!  Have a GREAT summer and we'll be in touch next Fall.  

-Elayne