Wednesday, May 10, 2017

 Christ, with all of the blindsiding and drama going on in the country it's hard to remember what night the OTHER reality show is on.  Missed last week's update, which is sad because I did not get to say adios to Debbie.  

It was "quite a blindside", and Brad has the sads.  Sarah announces she flipped because to win this season you need to be known as a GAMECHANGER.  Zeke has to also jump in and announce that Debbie went to Ponderosa because SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS IN CHARGE.  

Bang, challenge.  Apparently this season the interpersonal drama and discussions aren't worth even covering.  The remaining miscreants are divided into 2 teams, and it's that challenge from last year where someone sits on a chair thingy and 2 people move them around to gather 30 numbers in order.  Think Circue de Soliel but no way near as attractive.  Then, of course, there is the obligatory word puzzle.  Wanna know?  A chopper will take you to a luxury resort for american crap junk food and a chance to smell up a bed at the luxury resort.  I couldn't tell if there was a shower and soap included this time around.  Apparently Walmart chose not to provide any towels.  


The puzzle apparently has a long word in it so it takes about 50 minutes to get.  Jeff has to give them a clue "it's a METAPHOR FOR THE SEASON".  Zeke figures out the long word is reinventing and they win with reinventing how this game is played.  Andrea, Sarah, Zeke and Aubry to away with Brad, so you know something is going to happen.  Brad confirms this with "I'll be with the people I need to be to change the game".

Zeke is waxing bullshit about how climbing mount everest is harder the closer you get to the top.  LOL, done a lot of mountain climbing Zeke boy?  Brad bonds with Zeke over the 2007 Florida-Oklahoma game and Zeke talks about watching it with his Dad and  COME ON PEOPLE who else was wondering if Pappa Zeke was enjoying that moment with his son or his daughter??  

Andrea is doing the slow burn.  Zeke should know better than to talk to Brad.  Plus, let's be honest, that male thing about reliving football games is god damn annoying.  

Back at camp, they're all STARVING.  Hey, speaking of that, on Ponderosa Hali weighed in and only lost 2 pounds. Yea, see, that would be me.  They'd be like, how did you gain 10 pounds?  THERE'S CARBS IN THAT RICE!  

Tai and Troy are happy that they're still there.  Tai feels like he is on the bottom.  "My name come up, me play idol".  
They come waltzing back to camp, not any cleaner I might ad, and Aubry is concerned about Brad and Zeke.  Cirie and Andrea talk and wonder if it's time to take out Zeke.  Cirie thinks Zeke is way more threatening and they decide to feel out Sarah.  Sarah is now in the Zeke camp she tells them she isn't concerned about him because she has a plan for him, and she has a backup.  She tells Cirie about the steal a vote and tells Cirie Zeke can wait until later.  Sarah thinks she can always flip again and decides to see what happens.  

Zeke decides it's to eerily calm and is nervous.  He thinks at this time in the game his scheming play should be winning him bigly.  

Zeke talks to Sarah, who says she trusts him.  He wants to make a final 5 with her and Brad and Troy.  Zeke talks to Brad and Troy and offers them final 5. He asks them to go along with him this vote and then they can do a big vote next time.  Brad is all "i've moved on up in 24 hours!"

Immunity Challenge.  Stack blocks on a beam with this grid thing they have to walk around, then do the dominoes thingy off the beam.  Andrea wins immunity.  

Andrea wants to make that big Zeke move.  She and Andrea talk and Sierra walks up to plead her case.  Promises to vote with them no matter who it is.  

Cirie tells Sarah that Andrea wants to blindside Zeke.  Sarah thinks that just because Andrea has a little power around her neck she wants control.  Sarah agrees with them but not really.  Aubry is OK with Zeke.  

Micheala isn't on the Zeke train.  She and Sarah talk and Michaela doesn't like the plan and thinks it makes no numbers sense.  She's kind of right as it keeps the game still too close for one flipper to not screw up.  

Tribal

Sarah admits she told people she flipped.
Brad says that is immediately put their 4 on the outs
Tai basically says something like, "bottom, yes"
Sierra agrees.  Bottom
Zeke says it's now 6 vs 4, which is a mirror of last week.  (PSSST, SEE HOW FAST THAT HAPPENS ZEKE?)
Andrea says it, though, and ever changing 6
Michaela says that if the 6 stick together then they can all progress
Zeke says, he agrees that is's not the time
Sierra tells them she tried to plead her case and she will go wherever they want
Sarah says at this point everyone is making that same pitch.  Keep me another day!
Micheala says she listens to the pleading but you have to turn your heart down.  
Andrea says that sometimes a relationship will get you to the end.

They vote.  Idol?  No.

Tai gets 3 votes-from Sierra. Brad and Troy which doesn't make much sense to me unless they think the others were going for him.  I can't even understand Zeke telling them to vote that way.  
Sierra gets 2 votes, and Zeke gets 5 votes amid Michaela crying.  

Hali, on the jury says, GAME CHANGERS!!  Debbie says, nope IDIOTS.  



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