Tuesday, April 23, 2019

NO COLLUSION!  THERE IS NO COLLUSION GOING ON BETWEEN LESU AND KAMA!!

Ok, now that I have your attention, everyone colluded last week to get rid of Julia in an epic tribal.  And we are now at the post-apocalyptic Survivor.  Wardog talks to Ron about how Aurora 'really blew the game up".  He asks, "so, tribal lines are done right??  You wanna make a completely new 6 person alliance??"  Wardog is thinking his W/K/L alliance joining with Ron, Julie and adding in a little Gavin for some young hipness.  LOL.  Because Gavin is so hip.  "First vote should be easy and should be Aurora."

And then we cut to Aurora who is bemoaning how she ruined her game.  Goes on about how she was in foster care, blah blah, and is used to having no friends.  I guess she learned to hate soccer moms in foster care.....

Bang.  Immunity challenge.  Whaaaat??  It's the crouch with a bar on your shoulders and stay there one.  I'd be out in less time than it would take for Jeff to say 'GO".  If you feel safe you can sit out and eat pizza and root beer.  Me?  I'd be EATING A CRAP LOAD OF PIZZA.  Lauren, Victoria, Wardog and Ron sit out and eat the shitty looking microwave pizza.  Aurora holds on with her foster care toughness and wins immunity.  Everyone is unhappy about that, especially Julie who is apparently her nemesis.  

The new alliance of 6 need to pow wow.  So, should we go with David, Rick or Victoria?  Gavin wants David gone.  Wardog is all in with David although he now realizes he has never worked with Ron and Julie...

David and Rick talk.  They think Wardog is a good choice-break up the power trio.  They also think Victoria is on the outs.  Rick talks to Victoria and suggests he and David form an alliance with her, Julie, Ron and Aurora.  David talks to Aurora and she says she would like to break up the Lesu 3.  She says she never in a million years thought she'd be reduced to working with David and Rich.

David and Rick talk to Julia and ask "why are people keeping the power trio??"  Julie is nervous of her new 6 person alliance because Wardog is calling the shots.  

Julie talks to Ron, and points out they are in the middle of everyone.  Which do we want as our final 6?  Ron says he is good with the Lesu 3 but Julie thinks the 3 are way too strong and that Wardog could win.  However she doesn't trust David.   Julie says it depends on Ron.  

Tribal
David says it's a new game now
Julia says she and Ron were on the bottom and she's glad they did what they did.  Says she's now playing her game
Rick says, of course we approached her
Wardog points out how loyal he is by saying he and his girls voted together 8 times
Rick points out this is why they want to be left as final 3
Ron says Wardog is doing to hard of a hard sell
David says he is loyal and everyone laughs.
David says this is either an easy vote or a hard vote and the easy vote could end everyone's game.
Kelley says she knows what David is doing and she's confident about the new group formed.

Vote: Wardog 2, David 7 and is out.  He's still smiling though!

On edge, David is the new guy and immediately they get a message in a bottle.  "Extinction offers purpose, jagged and smooth.  When you're at your most hollow you find blah blah blah.

David is all "I'm still in game mood" and he takes off. Eric thinks it's at the rice bucket and he takes off.  Nope. Chris and Joe think it's at the mast and are also wrong.  David thinks it's in the rocks and he finds an advantage allowing him to help someone still in the game.  

Bang.  Another immunity challenge.  This one is a balance thing with a paddle and 5 balls that have to sit on little dimples.  Like the kids game.  Rick says he got a present from David and his advantage is to only need to get 4 balls in.  Rick ends up winning immunity.  

Julie thinks it's finally time to get rid of her nemesis, Aurora who is "dangerous and a challenge beast".  Tonight is our chance!

Kelley says Rick is so dangerous AND is now getting help "from the other side".  

Wardog says this should be an easy vote BUUUUUUUT, maybe they should take Kelley out.  Wardog talks to Aurora, Victoria and Rick about blindsiding Kelley.  He needs Ron... He talks to Ron and his justification is that they can't get a returnee get to the final.  Ron is like WHAT THE DAMN HELL???  Wardog is so unpredictable!! If Aurora doesn't go home Julie is gonna lose her mind.  

Kelley says she is finally in the majority alliance but is still glad she has an idol!  

Aurora talks to Victoria-asks if she believes Wardog.  Aurora has an extra vote coupon still and for some reason decides to use it to curry favor with Ron.  She offers to let him hold it for her I guess so he knows she isn't going to use it.  

Ron has to decide to work with Julia or Aurora.  

Tribal
Jeff asks Rick "when do you know when it's you" and he says 'when it all feels to easy"
Victoria says she has been in very little conversations since the immunity challenge.  
Ron says once people get the taste of a blindside they want more.  "I think we're set tonight though".
Kelley agrees that a blindside every time isn't good
Wardog points out that she agreed last week to do a blindside.
Victoria says "you need to start thinking about who you want to sit next to"
Kelley points out that you still in fact need to get to the final
Julie says this season has had very little idols played-they looked but couldn't find one
Ron says "if you are in an alliance and are still going balls to the wall aggressive it's dangerous"
Julia says this is an easy vote and there's no need for drama.  

Vote.
Idols?  Nope.
Aurora gets 4 votes and Kelley gets 5.  "Wow, whole lotta lying going on!!"  

 

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