Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Survivor Update- Week 7

Dropping like flies!! First off, I'm not sure Kathy was really that much of a fan, but I think this series should be called Favs vs Couch Potatoes. Can I just say this proves that the average crazy will wack out after 19 days without meds. Something to remember! On the other hand, one night in that cave with the rats and bats and I would have been in an institution for the rest of my life. Ugh. Let's keep things in perspective, James, you did graves for a living, Kathy is a golf course vendor. Again, another job I didn't know existed. Damn that Upper Merion High School guidance counselor. Who knew you could make money putting little patches of grass (are they called divits??) in vending machines. I guess they sell them at Walmart, next to the worm vending machines.

Ok, so we also get to know that the Ozzie-Amanda romance has been replaced by the Ozzie-Erik-the-scooper romance. Love Cirie talking about them both!

Reward challenge: brought to you by CLAIROL HERBAL ESSENCE. God I am so glad the Preparation H product placement deal fell through. This one revolves (get it?) around the ridiculous Micronesia money stone that weighs about 100 lbs. Hey, are you happy to see me or do you have a micronesia money stone in your pocket?? Haha. That was an actual micronesian joke. So, they have to roll this stone through "the forest", which looked to me like it had been hit by loggers earlier in the day, and then crush tiles and get more money stones (these ones penny stones). Then they have to...wait for it...... do a puzzle!! C'mon, is friggin Highlights Magazine also a sponsor??

It's a really boring challenge, and I'll give you a quick summary. Cirie can't tell right from left, but they still kick ass. They win the shower, and get to send someone to Exile. Jason is sent and Ozzie choses Kathy to go. PEOPLE: DOESN'T THIS TELL YOU OZZIE HAS THE DAMN IDOL????? Why else would he not want to go back and find it? Why give The Nipster a chance to find it?

So, not to be totally obsessed with boobs, but we get to see Ozzie showering with a topless Amanda and I think Natalie, while Erik watches. Actually, Erik never saw the ladies... Anyone else catch the Ozzie and Erik eating bananas scene?? Wow. They digitize a cheek coming out of a bathing suit but we have to watch that bit of porn??

This is about the time Kathy wigs out. Lots of drama, Reverend Jeff is called to sit and talk to her. She can't "feel her family in her heart anymore". No, you can't feel the Prozac anymore and that means it's time to get in Jeff's LUXURY YACHT and go home. Anyone else remember when our little Jeff rode around in an old fishing boat?

Immunity challenge. This one has a floating bridge you have to use to get to floating PUZZLE PIECES, which you ride back in and put together. Ozzie of course proves that he's part dolphin. He takes about 4 of the turns for that tribe. Since James has to turn the big crank, the ladies have to do the challenge. They save Jason for the puzzle. No idea why unless to give us even more chances to see women with their clothes falling off. Although Ozzie pulls in the pieces, Amanda and Cirie can't get the puzzle together and the Airai tribe wins immunity once again.

Drama back at Malakal. Lots of women bitching, lots of plotting, lots of NOTHING, as Ozzie escapes the vote and Nipple Girl becomes the 7th (I think) person voted off.

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