Suirvivor Redemption: Week 2

Sooo, Francesca gets to Redemption Island. It's sparse.  Only rice and water.  She's running around with a lamp in her hand trying over and over again to make a fire.  Um, is that a battery operated lamp in your hand??

Tribe O.  Wow, was that a wild tribal council or what??  Kristina thinks, "that didn't go well...".  Ya think? 

Rob: Kristina and Phillip were lying.  Phillip tries to kiss Rob's ass, "you'll have my vote for the rest of the time I'm here".  Rob thinks he's delusional.  "Government jobs are apparently really stressful". 

Rob to the rest of the tribe: "We're a 6 member alliance.  Phillip has to go but let's win some challenges before we let him go." 

Phillip is out crab hunting with a big sharp spear.  He's crouching and darting through the jungle, in his red underwear which I am sure is terrifying for the crabs.  Everyone else is watching him and laughing.   Now he's literally crying about being a federal agent and Francesca doubting his trustworthiness.  Seriously, can someone check out his file and see why he is NO LONGER a fed? 

Tribe Z.  Russell thinks Ralph is the dumbest survivor ever.  He also needs another dumb girl for his harem.  He chooses Kristen and Stephanie, then talks them into looking for the idol with him.  2 other tribe members are watching the whole thing.  Ralph's out collecting rocks for...I dunno.  He stumbles over the idol.  LOL.  "That was as simple as wiping your hiney with toilet paper". 

O.  Are Matt and Andrea  hooking up?  Rob is all over that.  She's gonna walk her puppy dog all over this island.  Take it from me...  I gotta break this up.  Rob talks to Natalie- he wants to be sitting next to her at the end.  Tells  her Andrea or Matt, one of them are next. 

Challenge: Jeff is in a disappointing light blue.  Phillip mouths off about outlasting anyone.  Uhuh. 

The challenge is a little pool.  Swim to a platform, smash a tile and get a key.  Collect all keys, open a box, get a bean bag and play bean bag tile smash.  Wanna know what you're playing for?  Immunity and fishing gear. 

Ok, the swim thing is lame as shit, and ends up pretty much a tie.  Both teams have their bean bags.  It's Ralph vs Phillip for the toss.  Phillip gets  his first one.  Ralph gets one.  Phillip misses, Ralph gets his tile.  Repeat 3x.  It's 4 to 1 Ralph.  Phillip picks it up and it's tie.  Ralph and team Z win immunity. 

Z: Russell grabs the basket of fishing gear because he thinks it holds a clue, which it does and which he finds.  Ralph sees Russell find the clue and spills the beans.  Sarita tells Mike about the clue.  Russell shows his female vampires the clue.  Ralph confronts Russell about the clue.  Russell says he doesn't have the clue, and "I'm not liking how your coming at me".  OMG, can I just comment on Ralph without a shirt?  Hairiest mother I have ever seen. 

And now for Redemption Island...Francesca gets her luxury item, which is a journal. 

O: Phillip wants to give a speech.  "I thought you all performed gallantly.  I wish I had performed my best.  I will leave it up to the tribe to decide my fate".  OMG, he is so damn annoying.  Rob: "Phillip, you did good.  We win and lose as a team".   Matt, however, congratulated the other team on their win, which is SO NOT WITH THE SURVIVOR PROTOCOL.  Totally pissed Rob off. 

Kristina asks Phillip if he's worried.  "No, I am a strong man".  She's playing the idol. 

Rob and the team.  Rob wants Andrea or Matt gone.  Grant argues for Matt.  4 people are for Matt.  They tell Andrea they are splitting the vote.  "Matt is playing textbook survivor, but he's playing with me". 

They all talk, "split the votes between Kristina and Phillip".  But the real vote is 4 for Matt.  Phillip asks Rob who to vote for.  "I don't know yet".  Matt: "Everyday Rob impresses me".  LOL, you're about to be impressed over to Redemption Island. 

Rob and Phillip take a walk.  "You have to behave this week at tribal, Phillip.  I will put my right hand on the person who is going at tribal, and you vote for that person".  They do the man hug. 

Tribal, Jeff is in dark blue. 

Phillip, does this game bring out the animal in people?  He spews some crazy shit about the gorilla and the lion.

Rob: Phillip is a good competitor and he takes the loss hard. 

Matt: Phillips admitted he should be voted out but it's tough to vote for someone after 1 mistake.

Phillip: When I get to redemption, I will meet my nemesis, Franchesqua.

Matt, is redemption the big deal our high paid marketing group came up with?  "Um, sure, sure, Jeff.  Especially with the added surprise of how many people come back and when". 

It starts to rain, and a BIG crack of thunder just as Rob puts his hand on Kristina's shoulder. 

Vote.

Anyone have an idol, and not stupid enough to not use it?  Kristina plays the idol. 

Kristina 2 votes, Phillip 2 votes, and Matt gets 4.  Ashley is totally confused.

Well, tribe, your first Vicious blindside!!